text - UN: IceCream (Some old-fashioned Deerington style 4th walling)

[threelayers]

Ok. This is officially an invite to something amazing.
If you are here, and you have not disappeared on me, and know about the Entertainment Feed.
Tomorrow. Six o Clock. Join us at the Entertainment Feed to live Fast.

See the wonders of Rio de Jainero like you will never see them before, and never will again!

Ok, so I've never actually been to Rio, whatever.
It's a hilarious trip, and you do NOT need to have seen the first four to understand what is going on.
You just have to be badass.

Two rules. No fighting. Also, no disappearing mid-film. That's an order.
Also, additional rule. Don't ask me how I got the thing that plays this video originally.
It involved getting some sweaty asshole a towel.

[... Ruby. This is your fault. She's blaming you. No disappearing on her.]

(OOC: Not that we've ever actually had a member of the Fast franchise in this game, and if we'd do I would laugh my way all the way to the bank? Assume that all kinds of the details of the film are just wrong so there's no ACTUAL spoilers. She did swipe it from the Archives after all. Besides, it's Fast. Some names and faces can definitely be changed for the sake of the ... well, Dom. You get the idea.)

Comments

[azurestar]

me?
since we haven't met, im just gonna assume my legend's finally gotten around to the masses

and ruby will love it
i wasn't kidding when i said it's greatest franchise of the early 21st century
i'd judge anyone who doesn't agree!

[threelayers]

Yes, you. she's already an insane Dom fan.
You have no idea how much of a fangirl she is for him already.
It was like fascination at first sight.

Oh, it's Neo by the way.
I'm a friend of hers.

[Yep, friend. Stabby stabby. friend.]

[azurestar]

toootally not surprising
dom's the man and he's got a killer voice, too bad i'm deaf right now
you gonna screen the best one in the whole franchise right off?

oh, huh. well i'm lance, also a friend of hers.

[threelayers]

Well, I did actually show her a few in the series already.
And I want to make sure that she keeps moving along the whole thing and sees it all.
Besides, if you've seen one? I think you can get the idea of the plot.

Good meeting you.
Somehow, I guess we've never run into each other all this time.
You've been here for a while haven't you?

[azurestar]

right, right, sure, but did you show her the BEST one?

[which one you think is the best will determine the course of this entire relationship, Neo.]

yeah, nearly four years in deerington and about one year here
and don't sweat it, there's a bunch of people who've been around a while that i never met, it's a big city

[threelayers]

Is this some kind of crazy test you doofus?
We're going to Rio tonight. How much better can it get?

(I actually don't dislike the first one, though.
It's amazing how amusing a piece can be when it's not as polished as they get later.
Call me a sucker for firsts.)

[azurestar]

UH it can get so much better!
in fate of the furious, they go to CUBA, best place on planet earth!
and dom sends a heat seeking missile into a SUBMARINE at such a perfect angle that his car does a full 90 degree turn to come out totally unscathed
YOU CAN'T BEAT THAT

and yes it was a test, one you FAILED
friendship is now…
to be determined

[threelayers]

You are just going to have to show me all the reasons to love this Cuba place.
Remember, there, Cuba boy. I'm definitely not from your world, so I've never been either place.
All I have to go off of is exploding submarines and flying cars.

Which, neat definitely. Not exactly believable in real life.

[azurestar]

if you've seen the movie then you know at least half of all the reasons it's the best!
the beaches, the waves, the people, it's all vibrant and fun and full of life and

[okay, he's making himself homesick now.]

anyway, believable is totally overrated
the more outrageous, the better if you ask me

[threelayers]

Yeah, the unbelievability is great.
Oh man, you are such a beach nut aren't you, deep down?
Am I going to see you waxing a board come next summer?

[azurestar]

deep down? nah-uh, more like aaaalllll around
i live for beaches, i dream of beaches, i am the beach MASTER
and if i can sweet talk mariana enough, maybe you'll see me catching waves next MONTH

[threelayers]

Good luck with that one.
She's ornery and crazy as they come, and you won't find me trying.
But I also don't really want to surf that bad.

[azurestar]

well maybe she'll make an exception for one of her favorite sleepers
and clearly you haven't even tried it!

[threelayers]

Me?!? A favorite of Mariana?
Perish the thought, or did you mean that you're her favorite.
Only one way to test it!

[azurestar]

she's my patron so i was totally talking about me
i'm not saying we're besties since she's kind of hard to understand half the time, but i think she digs me
oh yeah? you want me to teach you?

[threelayers]

Ah you're the first I know who has her as their patron.
but if you're in the mood to do a little teaching, I can do a little learning.
Should be interesting at least.

[azurestar]

really? are we rare or something?
that would make sense, she's kind of moody
and yeah, sure
hit me up for lessons anytime when the weather's warmer

[threelayers]

Probably not unheard of but a little rare, yeah.
And maybe I will do that, since it's at least a passable passing of the time.

[azurestar]

huh, dunno if i should feel like a rare diamond or a rare disease
oh it's more than passable, it's awesome
y'know, if we can get the right waves going

[threelayers]

Sometimes the correct answer is "Both."
But hey, we don't know each other that well just yet so we'll see won't we?
It'll be fun either way.