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Neopolitan ([personal profile] threelayers) wrote in [community profile] deernet2022-09-14 04:57 pm

text - UN: IceCream (Some old-fashioned Deerington style 4th walling)

Ok. This is officially an invite to something amazing.
If you are here, and you have not disappeared on me, and know about the Entertainment Feed.
Tomorrow. Six o Clock. Join us at the Entertainment Feed to live Fast.

See the wonders of Rio de Jainero like you will never see them before, and never will again!

Ok, so I've never actually been to Rio, whatever.
It's a hilarious trip, and you do NOT need to have seen the first four to understand what is going on.
You just have to be badass.

Two rules. No fighting. Also, no disappearing mid-film. That's an order.
Also, additional rule. Don't ask me how I got the thing that plays this video originally.
It involved getting some sweaty asshole a towel.


[... Ruby. This is your fault. She's blaming you. No disappearing on her.]

(OOC: Not that we've ever actually had a member of the Fast franchise in this game, and if we'd do I would laugh my way all the way to the bank? Assume that all kinds of the details of the film are just wrong so there's no ACTUAL spoilers. She did swipe it from the Archives after all. Besides, it's Fast. Some names and faces can definitely be changed for the sake of the ... well, Dom. You get the idea.)
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[personal profile] offinventory 2022-09-17 02:28 am (UTC)(link)
That's the good kind of unrealistic. Personally. Some people like watching what they do for work. IDK didn't get enough of it?

I got or I'll get whatever types people want. I just might not watch it with them.
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[personal profile] offinventory 2022-09-19 03:44 pm (UTC)(link)
That's good, for them.
A bit messy though.

That's the part that makes it a job and not just me relaxing. Still, it's good work.
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[personal profile] offinventory 2022-09-21 04:28 am (UTC)(link)
It's a nice thought. Seems like Sleepers can have that here.
Miners stuck on installations didn't have much of a choice. Exploitation, it makes the world spin round.
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[personal profile] offinventory 2022-09-22 12:43 am (UTC)(link)
Capitalism, a terrible virus.
Oh, no, I was the one stuck working security. With people hopeless, that mostly meant stopping them from killing each other. Hated it.
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[personal profile] offinventory 2022-09-24 02:02 am (UTC)(link)
I managed to get out after a job went really badly. Otherwise I'd be overjoyed to be here instead of back where I came from.
Congrats, you got out. Welcome to Blood Town.
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[personal profile] offinventory 2022-09-28 04:30 am (UTC)(link)
Had to come from somewhere. Not sure what's better—this being an improvement or the same. Home has to suck bad to prefer this place.

See, that depends. Does it matter how long we are here? Because I was on a spaceship, in space. If I go back to the same 'space,' but the spaceship is gone, that's going to end badly.
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[personal profile] offinventory 2022-09-30 07:12 pm (UTC)(link)
So baggage is what it comes down to. Whatever people bring with, leave behind, and pick up here.
Good luck with your waiting. I think anyone I'd wait for is better off where we were or dead.

That's something.
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[personal profile] offinventory 2022-10-01 07:05 am (UTC)(link)
How'd thinks play out?
When you can't do anything to make it happen? Yeah.
I recommend watching serials, long long serials.
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[personal profile] offinventory 2022-10-07 04:32 am (UTC)(link)
Your love life sounds like a serial.
I'm sorry your wife is gone.

If you wanted to write a memoir or a fictionalized account, I would keep it at The Entertainment Feed, so it lives on.

I have enough serials to last you for years.
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[personal profile] offinventory 2022-10-08 04:51 am (UTC)(link)
Where are you in your world?

We only get more every day.
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[personal profile] offinventory 2022-10-09 03:05 am (UTC)(link)
Seriously. The fuck.

Time to watch something with a happy ending.
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[personal profile] offinventory 2022-10-14 01:04 am (UTC)(link)
Your story, your call.

Since you're here, better Trench is your happy ending than your tragic one.

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