text - UN: IceCream (Some old-fashioned Deerington style 4th walling)

[threelayers]

Ok. This is officially an invite to something amazing.
If you are here, and you have not disappeared on me, and know about the Entertainment Feed.
Tomorrow. Six o Clock. Join us at the Entertainment Feed to live Fast.

See the wonders of Rio de Jainero like you will never see them before, and never will again!

Ok, so I've never actually been to Rio, whatever.
It's a hilarious trip, and you do NOT need to have seen the first four to understand what is going on.
You just have to be badass.

Two rules. No fighting. Also, no disappearing mid-film. That's an order.
Also, additional rule. Don't ask me how I got the thing that plays this video originally.
It involved getting some sweaty asshole a towel.

[... Ruby. This is your fault. She's blaming you. No disappearing on her.]

(OOC: Not that we've ever actually had a member of the Fast franchise in this game, and if we'd do I would laugh my way all the way to the bank? Assume that all kinds of the details of the film are just wrong so there's no ACTUAL spoilers. She did swipe it from the Archives after all. Besides, it's Fast. Some names and faces can definitely be changed for the sake of the ... well, Dom. You get the idea.)

Comments

[offinventory]

So baggage is what it comes down to. Whatever people bring with, leave behind, and pick up here.
Good luck with your waiting. I think anyone I'd wait for is better off where we were or dead.

That's something.

[threelayers]

Considering how things played out for she and I?
I think she might be better off here, but she's the more likely to be ok where she is.
And I'm willing to wait forever for her.
It just gets hard sometimes.

[offinventory]

How'd thinks play out?
When you can't do anything to make it happen? Yeah.
I recommend watching serials, long long serials.

[threelayers]

Well, not to put too fine of a point on it?
I probably got myself and a person in this town I consider a friend killed, or close to it.
And my wife was lucky enough not to be on that side of the cross-hairs.

But we fell in love and married here, and there we weren't quite that close.
We'd known each other for years and worked together, but ended up on other sides of that fight.
It all got really bad and messy, lots of pain wrapped up in it.

Mushy serials would probably just make her laugh at me.
Which means I should totally do it.

[offinventory]

Your love life sounds like a serial.
I'm sorry your wife is gone.

If you wanted to write a memoir or a fictionalized account, I would keep it at The Entertainment Feed, so it lives on.

I have enough serials to last you for years.

[threelayers]

Oh man, it could have been.
It was one hell of a crazy ride, the two of us trying not to admit it at first.
I do really miss her, obviously, but I'm just glad she's not where I am in my world.
I want her to be safe.

You know, I might do that. Thanks.

[offinventory]

Where are you in your world?

We only get more every day.

[threelayers]

Falling into a giant expanse of absolute nothing.
Not entirely sure if I'll survive the landing, or if the falling ever ends.
So, yeah, I'll just stay here, thanks.

[offinventory]

Seriously. The fuck.

Time to watch something with a happy ending.

[threelayers]

Oh boy is it ever a fucking long story.
Might share some of it with you one of these days down the road.
But for now, happy fucking endings.

It's sad.
But Trench is my happy ending.

[offinventory]

Your story, your call.

Since you're here, better Trench is your happy ending than your tragic one.

[threelayers]

Absolutely. Bittersweet and lukewarm good is still good.
There's plenty around here that's worth enjoying, and now we can have cars flying out of planes.
It's a win win.

[offinventory]

I enjoy the massive quantities of media to experience.
The unrealistic inappropriate use of vehicles is high among my new favorites.

[threelayers]

Hah, I like your way of putting it.
Alright, I'll be by with those inappropriate uses of vehicles soon enough.
Looking forward to the viewing party.