threelayers: (10)
Neopolitan ([personal profile] threelayers) wrote in [community profile] deernet2022-09-14 04:57 pm

text - UN: IceCream (Some old-fashioned Deerington style 4th walling)

Ok. This is officially an invite to something amazing.
If you are here, and you have not disappeared on me, and know about the Entertainment Feed.
Tomorrow. Six o Clock. Join us at the Entertainment Feed to live Fast.

See the wonders of Rio de Jainero like you will never see them before, and never will again!

Ok, so I've never actually been to Rio, whatever.
It's a hilarious trip, and you do NOT need to have seen the first four to understand what is going on.
You just have to be badass.

Two rules. No fighting. Also, no disappearing mid-film. That's an order.
Also, additional rule. Don't ask me how I got the thing that plays this video originally.
It involved getting some sweaty asshole a towel.


[... Ruby. This is your fault. She's blaming you. No disappearing on her.]

(OOC: Not that we've ever actually had a member of the Fast franchise in this game, and if we'd do I would laugh my way all the way to the bank? Assume that all kinds of the details of the film are just wrong so there's no ACTUAL spoilers. She did swipe it from the Archives after all. Besides, it's Fast. Some names and faces can definitely be changed for the sake of the ... well, Dom. You get the idea.)
azurestar: (ready for it)

[personal profile] azurestar 2022-10-25 07:37 pm (UTC)(link)
if you've seen the movie then you know at least half of all the reasons it's the best!
the beaches, the waves, the people, it's all vibrant and fun and full of life and


[okay, he's making himself homesick now.]

anyway, believable is totally overrated
the more outrageous, the better if you ask me
azurestar: (coolninja)

[personal profile] azurestar 2022-11-02 03:07 am (UTC)(link)
deep down? nah-uh, more like aaaalllll around
i live for beaches, i dream of beaches, i am the beach MASTER
and if i can sweet talk mariana enough, maybe you'll see me catching waves next MONTH
azurestar: (talkup)

[personal profile] azurestar 2022-12-06 12:20 am (UTC)(link)
well maybe she'll make an exception for one of her favorite sleepers
and clearly you haven't even tried it!
azurestar: (wild)

[personal profile] azurestar 2022-12-09 12:54 am (UTC)(link)
she's my patron so i was totally talking about me
i'm not saying we're besties since she's kind of hard to understand half the time, but i think she digs me
oh yeah? you want me to teach you?
azurestar: (thinker)

[personal profile] azurestar 2022-12-11 10:08 pm (UTC)(link)
really? are we rare or something?
that would make sense, she's kind of moody
and yeah, sure
hit me up for lessons anytime when the weather's warmer
azurestar: (the cure)

[personal profile] azurestar 2022-12-14 09:03 pm (UTC)(link)
huh, dunno if i should feel like a rare diamond or a rare disease
oh it's more than passable, it's awesome
y'know, if we can get the right waves going