Mr. Parker, it's good to hear from you. I wonder if we're the last Peters left...

( Are the Peters an endangered species, now....? Oh, but it's such a relief to hear that he'll be teaching at the school. Peter's a Trusted Adult and a Superhero, which is a definite bonus. )

I'm really glad to hear you'll be teaching again. I'm taking classes there now, and it's definitely uh... it's different. There aren't even like... any vending machines.

( His grievance.... )