Video; UN: Spider-Man

[quipsandthwips]

Hey, everyone! Spider-Man here — AKA your favorite Peter! Sorry to all the other Peters, but them's just the breaks. I've worked too hard the last three years around here to not get top-billed spot as Peter! ... Alright, alright, maybe I'll share with Peter Graham. But only because he's as old and tired as me. We're like a thousand years old in spirit, right? Right. The Peter Pack old boys.

Anyway, I used to give people informational packets, back when we lived in, uh... Deerington. You know, in Maine? You remember that old chestnut? Yeah, me too. Lucky me, my house and lab came with me! A little less furbished, but I do what I can. I'll be starting up my new job as a teacher here at the school soon, because old habits die hard, but I suppose I don't mind doing some teaching outside of the school, too, sooooo...

If you wanna know anything about the world that existed before Trench, I can answer questions as best I can. You guys all deserve that. And, uh. If it helps — I've attached a copy of the PPPP(S). Yup, that's right! The original! The O.G., as the hip kids call it.

[FILE ATTACHED.]

Super sorry if anything's confusing; I can fill out any of the weird blanks or things that don't quite make sense. And for everyone who doesn't need this info because they swam their little squid tuckuses behind me.... Hey! How's it going! Tell me a good joke, if you've got one. Let me know how you're settling while you're at it. I've been pretty good, personally. Lots of fighting, y'know. Creepy monsters away from the outskirts of town.

So basically nothing's changed.

Well, nothing other than the month, I guess! Wow, wait, is it already a new month? Can't believe...

[He trails off, and seems to realize, belatedly, loudly, and with great concern:]



OH NO, NOT OCTOBER!

Comments

[quipsandthwips]

'Like fire electricity stuff'. You can't just use three words to explain! C'mon, I wanna hear the details. Fire from your hands??? Or is this a 'my whole body lights on fire' situation? Do you need to buy new clothes all the time now?

[siriusly]

How detailed do you need? i mean it usually starts with electricity all over
It just pops out like fire
But it doesnt seem to mess up my clothes? it only seems to mess with stuff when it LEAVES me

[quipsandthwips]

Gotcha. Do you think you'd benefit from any power dampeners? Are you having trouble controlling it, or situations where it gets out of hand?

[siriusly]

It was a bit dicey for a while but its been a few days and things really seemed to calm down
I mean i guess you would say the opposite since the month but since its changed ive been a LOT less messed up...or seems that way

[quipsandthwips]

Dicey, right.
Well, if you notice any issues with your power fluctuating, come talk to me, alright?
I've been thinking power dampeners might be a good project to start poking at.

[siriusly]

Wait are your powers on the fritz or something?
Or are you talking about because other people are having problems??

[quipsandthwips]

A little bit of both, actually.
I developed some handy little tools to help me with my current webslinging issues. Figured I could extend my services and try to develop some tools to help others with their powers, too.

[siriusly]

Not a bad idea
Maybe that Varian kid can help you out? seems pretty smart and handy

[quipsandthwips]

If anything, it'd be a nice project to keep our minds occupied in October!

It'll be fun! :D

[siriusly]

Right...
Sorry i'm not really good at tinkering or stuff like that so all i can do is offer good luck

[quipsandthwips]

Hey, it's all good!
If you have any issues with powers later, just hit me up. You can test some stuff!

But if you're getting along fine without something like that, then that's a win! Right?

[siriusly]

Like a test subject??
Maybe in the beta, especially if the alphas tend to explode or corrode...

[quipsandthwips]

I'm not gonna let anyone explode!!!
It'll be totally safe, I'll test it on myself first!
So if someone DOES explode, it'll be me. :D

[siriusly]

That's not super reassuring either...
Maybe try it on some test dummies first? (like actual replicas not stupid people)

[quipsandthwips]

Aw, that's nice of you to differentiate. You saved a lot of dummies today!

I survived this long, right? You can trust me! ;)

[was that reassuring]

[siriusly]

[LISTEN HERE, MISTER SASSY-PANTS...]

You were long dead for a while

[quipsandthwips]

I got better

[siriusly]

[DID YOU, PETER??]

Im just saying we dont have a guarantee on those so be careful ok??