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[greatestfall]

[The feed opens to that sound of frantic splashing and the sound of the ocean.]

[Loud rapid-fire meows begin right at the source of the video. In view is the farther shores and a large grand piano anchored in the shallows like it had somehow washed up. Behind it is a harried teenager who looks like he's trying to figure out how to drag it out of the water.]

I'm trying, but it's sunk into the damned sand. If the bloody tide rolls in who knows what will happen to the piano case! Have you got the Omni on? I-

[A very pleased, affirmative Mrrooaahhhh!]

Shit!

[He rushes around the piano, slips and face plants into the water before he makes for a dash towards the feed. After a moment it focuses on his face.]

[He clears his throat with some dignity despite that he is drenched in sand and salt water and has a crab climbing up his shoulder. He looks like he's about to make a very formal address before he sighs in frustration.]

Oh, to hell with it. I need some help on the farther shores.

[He swipes the crab off his shoulder before it snatches his ear.]

My piano just washed up and I'd sooner eat calamari than leave it to rot. I can't offer any coin, obviously, but I'm willing to negotiate other services in return. Whatever it fucking takes.

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[greatestfall]

[This comment has severely confused him, please wait for Elliot to reboot.]

Are. Are your animal friends capable of moving a full-sized grand piano?

[He's a little disbelieving but also this place has shown him stranger things.]

[onebadapple]

All of them together would be, I imagine so. Especially with the help of some of my much bigger friends! [Like the nightmare steeds.]

We wouldn't want your poor piano to get any more ruined!

[greatestfall]

Very well, then.

[Honestly, now he just wants to see this.]

I'm on the farther shores not far from the docks. I'll be waiting.

To Action!

[onebadapple]

Well, then I will do my very best to arrive quickly.

[It's a little bit of time before Snow White arrives, she does not disappoint, surrounding her are deer, bears, horses, dogs, and a whole bunch of birds and smaller animals. In her arms is several lengths of rope.]

Oh! Did we make it in time? Is your piano still here?

Action!

[greatestfall]

[The piano is indeed still there. Elliot was probably trying to desperately dig out the legs of the thing while the tide rolled in higher and higher. Feuile, his omen, a fluffy long-haired black cat immediately starts meowing upon seeing Snow and her entourage.]

[Elliot looks up and shrieks in surprise.]

YOU REALLY BROUGHT THIS MANY ANIMALS!?

[Incredible, astounding, what a sight to behold.]

[onebadapple]

Well, of course! [She giggles.] How else would we be able to move your piano! We don't want anyone getting hurt moving it from one place to another, after all!

Now then, why don't we get the ropes around your piano?

[greatestfall]

[Shocked Pikachu.]





[Right, right, Elliot snaps out of it. Alright! He is now thoroughly convinced that anything can happen in this place. He will nod and just. Start tying the ropes around the piano.]

I- you have my thanks. Do you think your friends might be able to get it all the way to the Sanguine Graveyard? If not we can drop it on the boardwalk and I can figure out the rest. I'm happy so long as it's away from the water.

[onebadapple]

We'll certainly do our best, won't we everyone? [The cacophony of noise that is a response seems to be one of agreement.]

Now then! Would you please? [She holds out the rope and immediately several birds take it and begin wrapping it around the piano.] Make sure it's on safe and sound but not so tightly as to bite into the wood!

[greatestfall]

[Good heavens.]

[There they go, just as she asks. This is incredible, he's never seen animals behave this way. He's just gonna watch in dumbfounded silence. Getting Elliot to shut up is not an easy task.]

[After a moment, he will lean over to Snow and ask, while still watching the animals:]

Do-. Do they need any help?

[onebadapple]

Well, everyone could use a little help, what would you like to do to help? [She's asking, genuinely, since she is still feeding out the length of rope as it spools off her hands.]