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(Darth) Maul ([personal profile] survivalthroughhate) wrote in [community profile] deernet2022-11-30 08:38 pm

Video; un: darkness

[The video turns on and it's Maul, using his omen Venge to broadcast it. He looks serious like he's about to talk to Trench about a topic of great importance.]

For those unaware, this is the time of year when the Pthumerian or half-Pthumerian known as Santa Claus comes to Trench towards the end of the month. He can shift into many forms to fit into your home but most often looks like this.

[Venge, his Omen, turns to look at the picture that has been sketched of a fairly traditional 21st century Santa Maul has set up next to him. Yes, this presentation comes with pictures, all made by Maul himself]

Santa is one of the more benevolent Pthumerians though he is possessed of much stealth and cunning, making it difficult for people to interact with him. He is associated with deer as Sodder was but his chosen favored deer are reindeer. He uses his powers to make them fly.

[Another picture, this time showing the team of flying reindeer that looks like it was copied from an illustration of 'Twas The Night Before Christmas. This one is a little rougher, especially the reindeer, for drawing animals isn't Maul's forte.]

He loves the scent of pine and prefers if there are wreaths or full trees made of them left in the home when he visits. Those who leave him offerings of food and drink he will reward with presents. The offerings can be small such as this.

[Again, another picture showing a glass of milk and plate of cookies are shown with an equal sign followed by a small stack of presents underneath a Christmas tree that has been decorated rather....oddly with things like animal skulls and black ornaments on it.]

But he also accepts larger offerings if you wish for larger gifts. There appears to be no known way to prevent him from entering your homes but he doesn't appear to seem interested in causing harm to people, even those who fail to provide him hospitality. I have yet to run into him personally the past two years, but if anyone sees him, please let me know. I wish to test my fighting skills against him.

[.............Yes, Darth Maul just said he wants to fight Santa Claus. Will wonders never cease?]
strongroots: (lag)

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[personal profile] strongroots 2022-12-02 09:04 am (UTC)(link)
sounds like someone wants cookies and milk

you know you can write to santa and ask for them
onekindsoul: (6B3Y0Z229gOjrz8saagsgQp42vOsfsfsKck1)

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[personal profile] onekindsoul 2022-12-06 02:38 am (UTC)(link)
That's exactly what I want.

That's only half as much fun though!
strongroots: (ohhhhh yeahhhhhhh)

[personal profile] strongroots 2022-12-06 11:57 am (UTC)(link)
is it

do you want to fight him that bad
onekindsoul: (and light is fading)

[personal profile] onekindsoul 2022-12-07 02:38 am (UTC)(link)
This town ain't big enough for two cookie fiends.

And besides- Maul can't have all the fun.

I like to test my strength against strong folks too.
strongroots: (point of vieeeww)

[personal profile] strongroots 2022-12-07 07:21 am (UTC)(link)
hes more what you call a lover. not a fighter

but who knows. just remember if u beat him up too bad you have to help deliver all the presents
onekindsoul: (how can we give more?)

[personal profile] onekindsoul 2022-12-08 01:18 am (UTC)(link)
Look- Sometimes those kinds of people can be super tough in their own right.
But I get it.

Oh! I'd be down for that. I'm super fast- He might not want me to take his job along with the snacks.
strongroots: (promoteeddz)

[personal profile] strongroots 2022-12-08 10:07 am (UTC)(link)
santa visits everywhere around the world in 1 night at every home

if ur that fast, how much for ur boots