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[survivalthroughhate]

[The video turns on and it's Maul, using his omen Venge to broadcast it. He looks serious like he's about to talk to Trench about a topic of great importance.]

For those unaware, this is the time of year when the Pthumerian or half-Pthumerian known as Santa Claus comes to Trench towards the end of the month. He can shift into many forms to fit into your home but most often looks like this.

[Venge, his Omen, turns to look at the picture that has been sketched of a fairly traditional 21st century Santa Maul has set up next to him. Yes, this presentation comes with pictures, all made by Maul himself]

Santa is one of the more benevolent Pthumerians though he is possessed of much stealth and cunning, making it difficult for people to interact with him. He is associated with deer as Sodder was but his chosen favored deer are reindeer. He uses his powers to make them fly.

[Another picture, this time showing the team of flying reindeer that looks like it was copied from an illustration of 'Twas The Night Before Christmas. This one is a little rougher, especially the reindeer, for drawing animals isn't Maul's forte.]

He loves the scent of pine and prefers if there are wreaths or full trees made of them left in the home when he visits. Those who leave him offerings of food and drink he will reward with presents. The offerings can be small such as this.

[Again, another picture showing a glass of milk and plate of cookies are shown with an equal sign followed by a small stack of presents underneath a Christmas tree that has been decorated rather....oddly with things like animal skulls and black ornaments on it.]

But he also accepts larger offerings if you wish for larger gifts. There appears to be no known way to prevent him from entering your homes but he doesn't appear to seem interested in causing harm to people, even those who fail to provide him hospitality. I have yet to run into him personally the past two years, but if anyone sees him, please let me know. I wish to test my fighting skills against him.

[.............Yes, Darth Maul just said he wants to fight Santa Claus. Will wonders never cease?]

Comments

[survivalthroughhate]

Perhaps he will let you. He does seem to be one of the more approachable Pthumerians, even if he only makes his presence known once a year. And who knows, perhaps Pthumerians like the effort put forth in making themselves look different without just using something as easy as shapesshifting.

[In Maul's experience, nothing worthwhile is ever simply easy.]

Perhaps a cookie as big as your head?

[faceblocks]

Yeah, maybe you're right.

And what if I go bigger, just in case? A cookie the size of two heads, that'll at least get his attention. I can just fill up the whole pan with cookie dough and cut it into a cool shape when it's done.

That's gotta be worth at least a braid.

[survivalthroughhate]

That would certainly impress me, so I'm sure it will be a good thing for a Pthumerian to be left as an offering. If he does agree to it, be sure to take pictures.

[Maul wants to see Santa Claus with a braided beard. That'd be quite the sight!]

[faceblocks]

[should she find herself with the opportunity to fight a santa, or encounter a subdued santa ...this is something she will find herself compelled to do.]

Fuck yeah, I'll take pictures. I'm putting together a portfolio.

[survivalthroughhate]

Now if that doesn't gather you more clients, nothing will.

[Maul himself had been very impressed with the dragon look she'd given him in October.]