(TEXT???) — UN: BOMBSHELL (backdated before event)

[opheliac]

( a picture is worth a thousand words.)

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text - UN: IceCream

[threelayers]

Scale of 1-10
How Angy?

[So constructive]

[opheliac]

[threelayers]

Hmmm, I'm going to guess something's up.
That feels like a 1, so 1 must be bad because either this is an amusing prank and game.
Or you can't type responses for some reason?

[opheliac]

i can type. just a lot of backspace. thinking. mix words not to try.

[threelayers]

Gonna guess.
Your blood is seriously on the fritz?
Because I have way too much energy right now.
Like SO MUCH FUCKING energy right now.

Fucking weird ass blood shit.

[opheliac]

yea
have u tried killing stuff?

[threelayers]

So much energy.
Only so many things to stab.
Just kind of wired all the damned time.
Even stabbery gets old.

Just. Fingers twitching. Want to be doing something.
Anything, trying to get it out of my system.

[opheliac]

START DANCING!!!

[threelayers]

Am I gonna get a partner for this?
Dancing is a hell of a lot better in pairs!

[opheliac]

i might can swing a twirl or two.

[threelayers]

Alright then, we've got ourselves a winning combination.
Now I have a way to deal with all of this energy, and we just need to help you out.
Cause that's a pain you've got going.

[opheliac]

it takes SO LONG TO TYPE.

[threelayers]

Not if you're me.
But I'm a badass mother fucker when it comes to typing.
So I kind of cheap.

[opheliac]

u said it not me.

[threelayers]

That I did.
A girl has to have some pride in things that they do well.
And I can type better than any secretary.

Stab better than them too.
Except Moneypenny. I secretly bet she's a badass.

[opheliac]

moneypenny???

[threelayers]

Badass secretary I saw in a movie during the nightmare.
Least, I think that was her name and I kind of assume she's secretly a badass.
Because if you're a secretary for badasses?

You need to be a badass.

[opheliac]

oh so shes made up! roger that, i get it!
i havent watched a lot of movies tho. i want to. i just. idk. forget about them.

[threelayers]

Yup, totally made up.
You should talk with Eden Rin one of these days.
She's got a whole bunch of ones.

We can do a movie night.

[opheliac]

huh. ill have to check her out!

[threelayers]

Just tell me whenever you want to get your movie on.
Or hell, any sort of shenanigans because even fighting monsters gets boring eventually.

[opheliac]

RIGHT!!!
i want to do MORE than shooting down monsters.

smth bigger. LIKE BLOW UP SOME BUILDINGS W/ PPL SCREAMING!!

[threelayers]

Next time we do ruins exploration, you and me?
We're totally bringing some TNT with us or the like so we can blow one of them up.
You know, after we search it for treasure first.

Never blow up the loot.

[opheliac]

sounds like the BOMB! im all in!!

[threelayers]

those ruins won't know what hit em when we find some.
Now the real trick is actually finding that shit.