First off, even after months being your library assistant, I still cannot read the squiggles you seem to think pass off as letters and I'm absolutely positive it's not my dyslexia that makes it impossible. Maybe I should make you write everything you want me to read in Greek letters.

[ hi dad, Nico is sitting in the Sanctuary library during his break because this place is quiet and usually not filled with hoards of people. ]

Secondly, I'm in agreement with your husband and vote for "that title is ridiculous" as the finished one. [ He smirks at this part. ]

Lastly, guess our drawing skills are about the same because I certainly couldn't do much better than you.