Wow. [ excuse her she's having some trouble processing all of this. ] All right, I'd offer my services for the cover art but... [ she squints again at the images ] We gotta chat about what the fuck is going on. The first image is obviously squids, squids are easy peasy, but... Is glasses-dude gripping not-glasses dude's dick or am I misinterpreting things here?

[ look she can't unsee what she sees! she's never given romance covers a second look in her whole life! ]