I'm choosing to interpret those reviews as curiosity.

[See, so it's fine... He reaches over to put his hand on the omni and slooowly push it down, stop looking at that? Look, instead, at Palamedes, who leans in at the same time to snag another kiss, yet again rewarding Viktor for roasting him all the time. True love.]

Regardless: I still don't have a cover artist. At this rate, I'll be doing it myself.