Video | Clickclickbloom

[onekindsoul]

[The feed opens up to a much younger Ruby Rose than anyone else might be used to. About fifteen years old to be exact. She's also got two working eyes and looks incredibly proud of herself as she stares at the camera.]

Everyone!

I just made the coolest thing in the whole wide world!

You have to check it out!



[She holds up the drawing for everyone to see and then pauses briefly for dramatic effect before saying with great pride.]

It's a butt!

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[velvet_teen]

[ Alice is in the same age range and thinks this is hilarious. She's cackling and hooting as she says the following crime: ]

I'm gonna embroider it onto a handkerchief like it's a house crest!

[earlyacceptance]

That's a great idea!

Maybe we should make a whole bunch and hand them out all over town!

[velvet_teen]

If we're making that many let's trade them for stuff.

[ Alice is now actively embroidering away on the video because she is developing impulse control and is not about to waste any on not making butts. This is much better than larva Ruby. ]

[justoscar]

[Oscar is sixteen and for the moment just wants to do dumb kid stuff.

He noticed the lack of eyegear. It goes without comment; he's glad for a chance to laugh.]

Oh my god, that's amazing! We need to frame it!

[earlyacceptance]

Absolutely!

It belongs in an art gallery or something.

It's my finest work yet!

[justoscar]

I think I like your portraits of Zwei a little better.

Is there any chance of those showing up in a gallery?

text un: vi

[fistprize]

BUT(T)

WHOS BUTT IS IT

[earlyacceptance]

Whose butt is it anyways!?

That's a good question.

I mean it's a good butt.

So they must be cute.

[fistprize]

IT IS A GOOD BUTT

HEY I FOUND A BOOK WITH LOTS OF DRAWINGS IN IT
SOME OF THEM ARE BUTTS


[she has not learned there is a setting to disengage capslock, and hasn't thought to care. also: the book is her own book of sketches and the butt is d's (imagined).]

[Video] un: QueenCobra

[abornfighter]

Looks like boobs to me.

[earlyacceptance]

Huh...

I mean I guess when I turn my head I can kind of see it.

Yeah!

Oh! there it is.

Nice!

[abornfighter]

You could always leave it open to interpretation and see what people think it is.

video; un: harbinger

[bolstafir]

Man, now I wonder if there's a disembodied butt ghost at Xerx's place like that hand...maybe we should investigate.

[Should he be encouraging investigating the spooky area under the house that Dipper already had to exorcise of the Bad Ghosts once? Probably not, but when has common sense ever stopped him from shenanigans.]

[earlyacceptance]

[Ruby's eyes brighten up immediately at the sight of her Uncle Qrow.]

Yes!

We absolutely should!

What better than the ultimate uncle niece team to do the job!

No butts gonna get past us!

[bolstafir]

That's right. No ifs, ands, or butts.

[Heh heh heh.]

But for an epic buttventure like this, we're going to need some equally epic snacks.

[This may or may not be an excuse to shamelessly go bakery hopping and/or possibly steal some samples that were not quite meant to be free, but it's fine. Don't worry about it. How can you have an spooky misadventure without dubiously procured snacks? You can't!]

text - UN: IceCream

[threelayers]

[She was laughing silently. Oh god but her bond was feeling haywire with weird fluctuations in aura levels right now, but she was still laughing. this was fine. She was fine.

She'd seen Ruby as a kid before after all. Or just being silly and dumb.]

Butt!
What are you going to do with it?
That's the question!

[earlyacceptance]

Oh!
I'm going to put it on display for everyone to see.
Maybe start a Butt exhibit at the museum.

A place where everyone can go and appreciate it.

[threelayers]

Brothers but if you're going to do that?
You should really go all in and get some other people to make them.
so there's a full exhibit of butts not just yours.

voice; un: ushiromiya

[entreats]

[ Waking up to her wife being little more than just.. a literal soulless husk, just some empty and discarded skin, had been one thing.

This is yet another.

Sure, yes, at least it keeps the murderous rage Ange felt upon waking up and seeing Ruby's shedded skin and needing a moment to realise what that even meant at bay, but it instead turns all that anger into sheer exasperation. Why, Trench? Why must you do this to her? What did she ever do to you? You changed her wife into a much younger teenager who's running around freely out there now? Talking about butts??

.. ugh, Ange has to at least make sure she's safe, right. Sure, Ruby can fight, but if she's several years younger now.. ]

Where are you right now?

[ Totally fine when a random stranger asks you this, right.

Surely someone with candy could easily lure Ruby into a van if they tried. ]

[earlyacceptance]

[Ruby blinked curiously at this newcomer on the feed. That certainly was a strange question to ask.

Maybe Ruby should be worried?

Or maybe this person was just a fan of fine art.]

Uh- I got hungry so I found a restaurant to grab a bite to eat.

Are you looking for an autographed copy of the picture? Because I can make you one.

[entreats]

[ .. she could agree and have a convenient excuse to see Ruby. But that also means ending up with a butt picture. Honey, there are only so many things she'd do for love, you know..

... ]

No, there's some other important thing I have to ask you.

[ H-HOPEFULLY THIS WILL WORK TOO.. Can she please just avoid the butts. Please. ]

But it's better to do that in person. If that's alright?

video; un: shiro

[shiro2hero]

[When you're 18, and have fewer braincells than normal, butts are hilarious.]

[So that's why teenage Shiro is laughing like a lunatic.]

That's great. How do you draw on this thing?

[earlyacceptance]

[She knew she could count on this mysterious stranger.]

OH oh! Let me show you!

[Don't mind her as she holds her omni up to a mirror and does her best to awkwardly show Shiro how to get to the drawing mode.]

Video | un: goodfellowe

[wolfhunted]

[Robyn can't help but snort out a laugh, because she's twelve and people definitely weren't above making butt jokes in her time period.]

It definitely is.

[earlyacceptance]

On a scale of one to ten. How would you rate it?