Princess Snow White (
onebadapple) wrote in
deernet2023-02-11 05:48 pm
011 Video: UN: Filledwithsunshine
[The video starts with the sound of a glass crashing onto the ground and a very soft 'oh dear...' as Snow comes into view. Faramund is holding the Omni.
Snow White is covered in tiny bruises and cuts, all of them random and sporadic as if she was careless with a knife or one of her animal friends wasn't quite careful enough with their claws or teeth. The bruises from being knocked into or bumping into things and some are green and yellow from healing, some are fresh and purple, and all of them are small and little. She pushes back a stray strand of hair that has come out from her well-kept bob.
On the floor is a whole pitcher of milk completely spilled and mixed with broken glass. Snow sighs again as she looks at it.
It's literally spilled milk.]
It... [Two little birds hand her a towel, and three raccoons push a bin over to where Snow White is kneeling down. A young wolf brings her a small dust brush in its jaws. She begins to carefully put the bigger pieces into the bin as she turns to look at Faramund.] It seems I'm not having a very good week... [She looked over to Faramund.]
It seems I've upset our kobold, Farmund, though I'm not sure what we did. We'll have to find a way to apologize. [She winces as she cuts her finger on a piece of glass and hisses softly.]
This and the lock snapping on the apple's chest are proof of it.
Does anyone know how to make a kobold happy again? I certainly didn't mean to insult it.
Snow White is covered in tiny bruises and cuts, all of them random and sporadic as if she was careless with a knife or one of her animal friends wasn't quite careful enough with their claws or teeth. The bruises from being knocked into or bumping into things and some are green and yellow from healing, some are fresh and purple, and all of them are small and little. She pushes back a stray strand of hair that has come out from her well-kept bob.
On the floor is a whole pitcher of milk completely spilled and mixed with broken glass. Snow sighs again as she looks at it.
It's literally spilled milk.]
It... [Two little birds hand her a towel, and three raccoons push a bin over to where Snow White is kneeling down. A young wolf brings her a small dust brush in its jaws. She begins to carefully put the bigger pieces into the bin as she turns to look at Faramund.] It seems I'm not having a very good week... [She looked over to Faramund.]
It seems I've upset our kobold, Farmund, though I'm not sure what we did. We'll have to find a way to apologize. [She winces as she cuts her finger on a piece of glass and hisses softly.]
This and the lock snapping on the apple's chest are proof of it.
Does anyone know how to make a kobold happy again? I certainly didn't mean to insult it.

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Video; UN: Wishforsunshine
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private | voice | un: hoody
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Yes that's right, an apple! Oh, but, no need to worry, while the lock on the box chest is being fixed I've locked up the apple in a different box with some rope. I was assured it would only take a week or so to fix.
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[ Altaïr's own Apple is a source of both fascination and worry. It is a device of the same size as the fruit it is named after. It holds temptation for anyone who seeks its knowledge, which is damn near everyone. Secret wars have been fought for it, and as an Assassin, Altaïr is part of that. ]
Does... is it a device? What does it do? Perhaps it is best not to speak of this to people you do not trust to keep your secret, but I want to know what this means for the city I live in.
[ Incredibly vague and ominous. ]
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I don't think kobolds are the cause of this. It's going around everywhere and not just indoors.
[Who knows what creature could be causing all the bad luck after all. The creatures in Trench can be just about anything.]
But just in case...carve it some friends, give it nice clothes and leave it treats. That's what works for brownies and sprites back home if you wanted to keep them around.
Video; UN: Filledwithsunshine
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[Willa always had the craziest stories about the sprites that lived around her family's house. And because it was Willa, she even believed majority of them were true.]
Nothing bad happened to the cat--besides being in the fridge.
[Just in case Snow worried. She remembers how she is about animals.]
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[Maria is trying not to be or sound alarmed, but a note of concern shows in her voice. What's with these weirdos zeroing in on the word 'apple'?
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[Of course.]
Why not throw it away?
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What is a kobold?
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Well, is there something you can do to make them less mad? Appease them with your good cooking or something?
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But are you ok?
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[Robyn has never, as far as she can tell, actually had a hob living in her house, but she's heard stories about them back when she still lived in England. Apparently they're called by different names in other places, like brownies or silkies.]
I haven't had a good week either. It seems like most people haven't.
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Oh dear, you haven't either? I wonder what might be going on.
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The name definitely doesn't sound familiar to her. But even if she can't help with that-- ]
Um.. you know, I think this might not be a personal problem. My roommate was experiencing the same thing..
[ If the spilled milk is anything to go by. Scorpia seemed to be struggling with their own groceries and food in a very similar way! ]
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It's alright, a lot of people are having a pretty bad week.
You've had it pretty rough lately, so try taking a little easier on yourself. Farmund might be upset about something else completely, or upset at how down you are. It may not be anything that you've done, so don't blame yourself.
If you want we could get some incense or try one of the rituals though to see if that will help with things.
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Well... maybe getting out of the house may be a good thing. But I'm not sure what rituals to try.
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What is a kobold though?
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And a is a household spirit! They help with chores around the house and keep a home safe, lucky, and tidy if they are happy! But if they are mad, they might play pranks and tricks or just chop you into bits and murder you.
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