text; UN: Dovahkiin

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ps the plants are not edible

do not eat

or cook

it is bad

and it is worse for men and elves because it is bad for me

[tl;dr: Melius tried to taste test the weird plants. It did not go well.]

Comments

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that




that is
complicated

[explosion]

You don't need to explain if it's too difficult. I've already learned so much about dragons from you that I didn't already know.

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and that is
thats good?

[explosion]

Very good.

[ and to convey that: ]

🤗

I only know dragons from stories, and those are usually told by people who have never met a dragon before. Hearing about them from someone who has met one was very good.

Very cool.

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is that
is that an egg yolk

[So sorry Wanda. What are emojis.]

oh um
i am glad to help that part

i am melius

[explosion]

Wanda.

It's a little face. It's meant to show excitement or happiness.
Or something. I read it as that. Others might not.

[ the fact she can't even send an eggplant to convey she's cooking has been utterly devastating. ]

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oh i see it
it is smiling

i like that better than sending an egg yolk

[explosion]

[ wanda laughs. ]

Who's sending you egg yolks? Those are hardy happy!

[ she imagines melius means the happy emoji, but this is more fun. ]

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a lot of times i see them on the network

and i am always confused

[explosion]

It's just people trying to be friendly. I guess it's because you don't know if someone's smiling or crying when they send a message, so you add an egg yolk looking face after your sentence to set the tone.

Like 😭
It would say that I'm very sad.

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dont be sad !



it still looks like an egg that is crying but do not be sad

[explosion]

[ she laughs. ]

What about this? 🥳
The egg is celebrating.

Have you ever had a party?

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is it wearing a hat?

i have been to parties

[explosion]

A very cute party hat.

What are lizard parties like?

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my parents would make sweets and i would get a new book

otherwise there is a lot of fancy clothes and alcohol and sometimes a bard

[explosion]

That sounds like a very fun party. I didn't have many of those, but I liked it when I got a little cake from my mother.

What were the books about?

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the parties with bards werent
they were not the best
i liked the little ones with my parents

alchemy
or history
sometimes legends

[explosion]

Legends about your kind?

I liked fairytales for a very long time, even the spookier versions of them. I liked worlds full of magic the most.

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um no not about argonians
my parents tried but

they said argonians dont write their stories down they just tell them

[explosion]

I bet those stories sound better than the ones written down. My parents liked to do voices for the stories they told us from memory. They were always my favorite ones.

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voices ?

like a play?