text; UN: Dovahkiin

[fusrodaaaah]

ps the plants are not edible

do not eat

or cook

it is bad

and it is worse for men and elves because it is bad for me

[tl;dr: Melius tried to taste test the weird plants. It did not go well.]

Comments

[ text | un: keith ]

[tempredmental]

You know this how

[fusrodaaaah]

alchemy





you have to taste a thing to know the properties

un: kickflips, text

[strongroots]

which ones

[fusrodaaaah]

the new angry ones

they made me ill
so it will be worse
for humans

( text | un: burton )

[rocinantes]

why you eating the plants?

[fusrodaaaah]

alchemy

[... sorry, he apparently thinks that's a good enough answer all on its own. Even though it explains exactly 0 things.]

text | un: graham crackers

[possessum]

( Peter trusts Melius's discernment without question. )

Can we smoke them?

text | un: sds

[fogsong]

Dude.

[fusrodaaaah]

why would you smoke them

they are not tobacco

text; u/n L.Yagami

[worldcleansing]

Thanks for sharing the information. Can you tell me what happened when you ate them?

[fusrodaaaah]

it is unpleasant

throw up right away
then it hurts

it is like eating deathbell

Text UN: 1stStrike

[strikefirster]

I fucking knew all that talk about eating your greens was bullshit.

[fusrodaaaah]

no the other plants are fine

the new angry ones are not fine

[aetherweaver]

[He would do the exact same thing so -]

Are you okay?

[fusrodaaaah]

yes

but i am argonian
poison does not hurt as much

text; un: Lothrat

[ezra_of_lothal]

The new freaky ones that whisper and bite, yeah.

If it's just a rapidly growing version of a plant you know is edible, it seems fine.

[fusrodaaaah]

yes it is the 'freaky' ones

do not eat them
they will really hurt a human

text: UN: rosestorm

[thunderingcourage]

Um, I probably could have told you that already. They look like a mutation of Dionaea muscipula. I just found one outside this morning.

[fusrodaaaah]

i am sorry i do not know what that is

text; un: taka

[retsuden]

Idiot.

[ He probably means that affectionately. Maybe. ]

Do I need to send Sakura home to check on you?

[fusrodaaaah]

no
i am okay

if i was a human i would not be okay



i am sorry

text; un: lady

[dohaeris]

[wait....which plants.....]

Are the fruits cursed again? I was going to pick strawberries.

[fusrodaaaah]

no it is the new angry plants that are bad

text; un: lookingforshinsengumi

[tealeafs]

why did you eat the plants if they are bad for you
????????

are you alright
should i come over and help
is there anything i can do

[ Even over text, it's kind of obvious Chizuru is panicking over here, huh.. ]

[fusrodaaaah]

for alchemy
i didnt know they were bad until i tested them
now i know

i am ok
i have health potions and poison is not so bad for me

text | un: hoody

[theflyingone]

what are you doing?
that is not

[ That is not how you do alchemy??? ]

there are better ways to study a plant.
you could check which insects flock to them.
you could mix them with something you know and check the results.

are you all right?

[fusrodaaaah]

alchemy

[Like that should be obvious...]

that is how i do it
because i am argonian and poison is not so bad for me
or it does not hurt me
usually

yes i am ok

<ren>

[dyaddyissues]

Because sticking strange plants in your mouth when you don't know what they will do is always such a smart idea.

[fusrodaaaah]

yes

it is

it is how i learn what they can do

text | un: 🐟 wanda

[explosion]

[ she's seen someone has thankfully asked if Dovahkiin is all right. ]

Did they at least taste nice?

[fusrodaaaah]

no

no they were bad
and sticky

[ex_sink985]

Too late.

[fusrodaaaah]

that is bad!!!

do you
i have health potions!!

text; username:mariathorpe

[givetheslip]

shoved them right in your mouth, did you?

[fusrodaaaah]

yes ?

that is how i learn what they can do
if i dont know what they are already

(TXT) — UN: BOMBSHELL

[opheliac]

so what ure saying is, it's NOT bad for women and badass chicks like myself.
thnx for the heads up!
ill be sure to swallow one whole.

( she's joking and trying to... act like her normal self. )

[fusrodaaaah]

no it is bad for humans
all humans!!