text; UN: Dovahkiin

[fusrodaaaah]

ps the plants are not edible

do not eat

or cook

it is bad

and it is worse for men and elves because it is bad for me

[tl;dr: Melius tried to taste test the weird plants. It did not go well.]

Comments

[fogsong]

Fingers crossed that typing that out hasn't somehow cursed us.

It's been like a year since I was in a chem class but I'm pretty sure the properties of a plant have to do with like the nutrition it could provide and whether or not it's anti-bacterial or microbial or blah blah blah smart people shit.

[possessum]

( ....Oh no. Like, you really never know in this place. It could happen. )

Shit
We might be screwed
Though I guess jello lungs are better than something like... jelly bones

( Peter why are you thinking about things like that )

Mannnn I was so bad at stuff like that. I feel like plants should be colour-coded or something. Keep it simple, red means bad
Too many tricks in this life

[fogsong]

You just spoke jelly bones into existence, Peter. We're fucked now.

This is why we leave it to the professionals. We'll just smoke what they tell us is okay.