< ren > | video

[dyaddyissues]

[ you're not getting an eyeful this time, instead Kylo stares down the camera, appearing slightly exhausted. He's holding a porg in front of him, which when set on the table toddles off and out of view. ]

If anyone wants one of these birds -- I believe that they're called porgs, they're welcome to them as their former owner appears to have gone. I'd rather not be saddled with them. 

[ there's a loud SQUAWK that comes from slightly off screen, drawing a scowl from Kylo who disappears from frame. The feed ends with some yelling and what sounds like a crash. ] 

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[survivalthroughhate]

Hmmmmm, are there any particularly fat ones?

[LOOK, something needed to be done with those birds, and eating them was as good a way as any get rid of them!]

< ren >

[dyaddyissues]

I am not going to going to dignify that with an answer.

[ maybe he hates the little buggers but he's not going to let Rey's pets become someone's meal. ]

[survivalthroughhate]

You're already talking to me so you might as well answer the question.

[The only real way to get Maul to stop engaging completely was to ignore him entirely.]

[dyaddyissues]

As I'm telling your brother, I do not want Rey's pets to be someone's meal.

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[centi]

Oh, uh... seems like they're kind of a handful.

[ They're cute and all, but if even this grownup is having trouble? Maybe he shouldn't ask how much they are. ]

< ren >

[dyaddyissues]

One is a handful. Nine is... I don't know how she managed all of these creatures.

[centi]

That's way too many! Sorry you got stuck with them.

If you're really giving them away I could maybe try to take care of one? Or I could come around and help out after school! If they belonged to your friend it might be nicer to keep a memory of her.

Video; UN: Filledwithsunshine

[onebadapple]

OH! They're adorable! I'll take all of them if no one wants to take care of them!

< ren >

[dyaddyissues]

[ Kylo raises a brow, frowning somewhat disbelievingly. ]

You... want all of them? There are several of them, so you're aware.

Eight, to be exact.

[onebadapple]

[Snow White giggled.]

Oh! Here! [She takes the Omni from Faramund and shows her house... which is packed to the brim... with animals... both predator and prey... dozens upon dozens upon dozens of animals.]

There's still plenty of room! And Faramund [She turns the Omni to show off the giant stag] my Omen makes sure everyone feels welcomed!

video; @belmont

[knows]

Why don't you just eat them?

[Meat is scarce and he's got a ready source already.]

< ren >

[dyaddyissues]

The thought crossed my mind, but I would feel strange about eating creatures that belonged to another as pets.

[ Kylo Ren, getting sentimental in his age, never. ]

[knows]

Bait for a bigger animal then? Or just set the little buggers free?

Unless it's sentiment that you want to find homes for them.

un: hydrakeeper

[bankvault]

..Are they pets or livestock? If someone does adopt them, do you know how to care for them so we'll know too?

< ren >

[dyaddyissues]

You feed and clean up after them. What else is there to do.

[ ... you know who's never had a pet before? Kylo. ]

[bankvault]

Feed them what, though? If you feed a cat on a dog's diet the cat will die, and if you try to feed either diet to a horse the horse will die. Are they cold hardy, or do they need to be kept warm? Can they be safely kept indoors or do they need to be able to roam outside?

[There's a pause, and then, a bit gentler:]

Have you ever had a pet animal, sir? I understand they weren't yours so you might not know the answers to these questions.

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[chenqing_player]

I've got a little bit of an...animal habitat. I'd be happy to take them off your hands and add them to the herd if you want them out of the way.

[They should do well next to the rabbits, donkey, horse...and various other creatures.]

[dyaddyissues]

There's another woman who claimed the lot but I made mention that you might take some if you both would like to speak on it.

[ Kylo Ren, setting up porg dealing deals across the trench. ]

[chenqing_player]

Sounds good. If she has a better setup then I am certainly happy that they have found a good home! I'm not terribly familiar with that kind of bird. Is that from your home world?

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[opress]

They look like they would be worth eating.

[dyaddyissues]

I am not letting Rey's pets be eaten.

[opress]

What if I didn't tell you I was eating them and just take them off your hands?

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[unphase]

[well, that was an inauspicious way to end things on his side of the video, but]

I see that I'm not the only one who finds them adorable. So, how do we decides whom gets which ones? Do we draw lots?

< ren >

[dyaddyissues]

For some reason I can barely fathom. [ He's not so sure what Rey saw in them, but he's also never been much of a pet person. Or a people person.

... and yet he's kept one for some sorry reason. ]

There's a young woman who claimed the whole lot of them, but she seems willing to share if asked.

[unphase]

Well, cute things are kind of a universal sign for "I'm adorable, please take care of me."

[which seems obvious enough to Tinya, but perhaps not this fellow]

Okay, that works. What's her name, so I can contact her about maybe sparing one or two?