[Text] un: 008 | cw: discussion of drugs

[hachitaro]

happy 4/20

for those of you not in the know in america they write month first then day which is dumb but whatever

and 420 is traditionally code for cannabis aka weed

no ones totally sure why but anyway happy weed day

smoke em if you got em etc



also i want cookies does anyone have any

i can trade you an action figure

Comments

(TXT) — UN: BOMBSHELL

[opheliac]

thats cool. but whats more in the world, legs or eyes? if u say the wrong answer, im stacking chairs in front of ur place once i find out where u live.

( she is fully aware this has nothing to do with what he'd written. )

[hachitaro]

what

uh i guess its more common to lose a leg than an eye i think???

[opheliac]

heck if i know! but i think theres def more eyes than anything.

[hachitaro]

probably

also idk if your world has like eye replacement tech or something so maybe more eyes where youre from

[opheliac]

oh yea we did. my old man had a rly cool eye.

text | un: graham crackers

[possessum]

( Hell yeah )

blaze it 🤘


What's ur fave kinds of cookie? I got plenty of snacks in my stoner paradise room
Been stocking that shit for two years now. Just in case Trench blows up and I need like a bunker to stay in

( He... he really does have a stoner paradise room )

txt; @anonymous

[wrenchedup]

YOU HAVE A BUNKER???

pls tell me its like an actual bunker


pleaaase pleaseplease

txt; @anonymous

[wrenchedup]

dumbest way to write a date but then it looks so weird to me when its the other way around. anyway i cannot help you with cookies dude i have the unique talent of being able to burn fucking water but i'll smoke in uh solidarity??

for the water, and your need for cookies. and 420, ig.

[possessum]

( Oh.... High!Peter is now really thinking about this, too. )

Do like bugs count?

bc I'm thinking about shit like.... centipedes
got all those legs and whatnot


but then there's stuff like fish
got no legs

[opheliac]

i swear if u start w/ the centipede crap and how they have a million legs so the answer is legs > eyes
im going to step on the next bug i see

( don't you dare side with ekko, you lackey! )

[possessum]

oh shit so it's like
you know the ptuhmerans? ( That word is definitely not spelled right )

they give gifts to their like people
I really don't want their shit tbh
but mine did give me this like idk math tool that you can draw circles with
I mean.... like I'm ever gonna do math

but I can draw a door to a secret room with it?? and go in???

I put a bunch of my shit in it and now it's super chill
You should def come hang sometime
I got M & Ms in there

[possessum]

omg u must be 100% Team Eyes
I'm not saying I'm against u
but think about it
how many animals or w/e have more than two eyes?? It's just not that many

[opheliac]

theres a lot of sea creatures. a lot of water. which is MORE than land btw.
and fish make a lot of babies. so even more eyes.

[wrenchedup]

[ who tf is spelling right now? you know, besides them... ]

yeah id be sus too but they gave you a fuckin magic drawing compass????

uh yeah obviously we should. m&ms are the bomb dot com maaannnn

do u like movies or, oh. music are you a music person?? [ calm the fuck down, wrench. ]

txt; @anonymous

[wrenchedup]

wait r u team eyes cause i was thinking legs too but apparently eldritch like bullshit exists so maybe it is eyes???

[opheliac]

OF COURSE ITS EYES!!!!!!!1111 😡😡😡
i cant believe i have to explain it to u losers!!
its common sense!

[wrenchedup]

BUT INSECTS AND ANIMAKLS JINX
im not sold ok i can be persuaded but also
i cant believe ur gonna hurt my feelings with something like losers



wow

[opheliac]

UUUGH!! WHO CARES ABOUT INSECTS?!?! theyre a WASTE and ANNOYING! all they do is BUZZ AROUND and make SO MUCH NOISE!

the kind of noise that i DONT like.

what? u didnt get the memo? all of u are losers to me. 😋

[wrenchedup]

DO YOU THINK THE SAME ABOUT ARACHNIDS U BETTER NOT 🔪


insects are annoying tho, ur right.

aww, i seeeeee. its you're way of being cute~ i'm touched, baby blue.

[opheliac]

theyre diff. they eat the annoying ones.

shut up. im not cute.

( she doesn't get called "cute" very often. so her natural response is to just be aggressive about it. )

[wrenchedup]

ok good, and also fight me ur cute


wait don't fight me you'd win


eh fight me anyway. im ready. put 'em up (งಠل͜ಠ)ง

[opheliac]

(งಠل͜ಠ)ง σ( •̀ ω •́ σ) FIGHT, FIGHT, FIGHT! 🔔

( she's learning. )

[wrenchedup]

!!! (((ꎤ’ω’)و三 ꎤ’ω’)-o≡
come @ me

[ he's so proud!! ]

[opheliac]

Ｃ≡(・。・Ｃ≡)≡≡≡ punch PUNCH!!

text: un; apparition

[unphase]

Why do you need a special day for it when every day can be for it, if you like?

[someone from the 31st century has her own primo supply and has made it into brownies]

I can bake cookies for you.
All you have to do is ask.