[Text] un: 008 | cw: discussion of drugs

[hachitaro]

happy 4/20

for those of you not in the know in america they write month first then day which is dumb but whatever

and 420 is traditionally code for cannabis aka weed

no ones totally sure why but anyway happy weed day

smoke em if you got em etc



also i want cookies does anyone have any

i can trade you an action figure

Comments

(TXT) — UN: BOMBSHELL

[opheliac]

thats cool. but whats more in the world, legs or eyes? if u say the wrong answer, im stacking chairs in front of ur place once i find out where u live.

( she is fully aware this has nothing to do with what he'd written. )

[hachitaro]

what

uh i guess its more common to lose a leg than an eye i think???

[opheliac]

heck if i know! but i think theres def more eyes than anything.

text | un: graham crackers

[possessum]

( Hell yeah )

blaze it 🤘


What's ur fave kinds of cookie? I got plenty of snacks in my stoner paradise room
Been stocking that shit for two years now. Just in case Trench blows up and I need like a bunker to stay in

( He... he really does have a stoner paradise room )

txt; @anonymous

[wrenchedup]

YOU HAVE A BUNKER???

pls tell me its like an actual bunker


pleaaase pleaseplease

[possessum]

oh shit so it's like
you know the ptuhmerans? ( That word is definitely not spelled right )

they give gifts to their like people
I really don't want their shit tbh
but mine did give me this like idk math tool that you can draw circles with
I mean.... like I'm ever gonna do math

but I can draw a door to a secret room with it?? and go in???

I put a bunch of my shit in it and now it's super chill
You should def come hang sometime
I got M & Ms in there

text | un: quibbler

[creidim]

sometimes he forgets how to get out because he's too high and i have to go rescue him

[ #betrayal ]

[hachitaro]

my dude i was literally around when chocolate chip cookies were invented

its gotta be them

[possessum]

oh word?? that's the coolest thing ever. U literally saw them from the start

Is that ur fave invention u've witnessed?

txt; @anonymous

[wrenchedup]

dumbest way to write a date but then it looks so weird to me when its the other way around. anyway i cannot help you with cookies dude i have the unique talent of being able to burn fucking water but i'll smoke in uh solidarity??

for the water, and your need for cookies. and 420, ig.

[hachitaro]

ikr????

bro dude buddy pal do you need cooking lessons because theres not exactly a lot of restaurants here and i dont need you going hungry on me

text: un; apparition

[unphase]

Why do you need a special day for it when every day can be for it, if you like?

[someone from the 31st century has her own primo supply and has made it into brownies]

I can bake cookies for you.
All you have to do is ask.

[hachitaro]

at least in my country its technically illegal on a federal level although a lot of states are like 'nah were cool with you smoking doesnt have to be for medical reasons'

consider me officially asking

please

text | un: graham crackers

[possessum]

+1
420 Day all day every day, y'all

text | un: sds

[fogsong]

I forgot 4/20 was a thing, honestly.

I don't have any cookies but I've got half a pie if you want it.

[hachitaro]

pi day was LAST MONTH

but yes i would like the pie as long as its not from like last month

text | un: quibbler

[creidim]

[ While Peter is absolutely the stoner in this household, Luna has joined him since it's The Weed Holiday. ]

WHY DIDNT I BAKR COOKIES BEFORE I HAD THE WEED?????

I MUST BAKE THE COOKIES NOW

(TXT) — UN: BOMBSHELL

[opheliac]

dont burn urself, idiot.

( because she is suppose to keep an eye on her and all that. )

text | un: sds

[fogsong]

Make sure you double-check the ingredients. Make Peter help. You will cry if you mix up sugar and salt. I did that once while high and I have never been so heartbroken in my entire fucking life. [ it was grief. so much grief, luna! ]

[hachitaro]

please be careful

im not a coldblood i cant control fire and oven fires are bad news

[unphase]

[oh dear]

Is this your first time partaking?
Careful with the baking and be sure to follow the recipe to the letter.
And maybe I could help you with the oven?

Text; un: darkness

[survivalthroughhate]

What is weed? I assume you don't mean an invasive plant species.

[Yep, somehow in three years of living on Earth Maul had somehow missed out on that particular bit of slang.]

[hachitaro]

oh god okay yeah no

cannabis is like... a mild sedative thats usually smoked or eaten in foods

its not really dangerous unless youre the type to get paranoid while on it since it does mess with your brain a little i think???

i dont really know how it works on a biological level i just know that it chills most people out and calms them down

text; username:mariathorpe

[givetheslip]

why do people need a special day for it
can't they enjoy it every day?

[hachitaro]

well in some places its illegal

but like

its a fun excuse for a party i guess??????