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[thecanarylives]

[ Sara's video flickers on, a mostly empty bottle of wine sitting on the table next to her as she glances over her feed. ]

If anyone's in need of combat training, let me know. Or if you do know how to fight, I'm up for a spar. Thinking we should stay sharp for whatever decides to come our way.

[ A beat. ]

I take payment and wagers in liquor, for the record. Still haven't found a proper bar around here.

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[kingofsarcasm]

[A pronounced frown.] Mmmnope. I've got no idea what you're talking about. [Yes he does and he's not trying to hide it.] I've only had one restraining order filed against me. I'm practically a model citizen.

[He makes a face.]

Dude, squid spit? How would you even ferment that? [Now he's going down a mental rabbit hole on that and forgets to answer her questions.] I guess if you… no. Well, what if- no, that wouldn't work either…

[thecanarylives]

[ She chuckles at him, shaking her head. ] You're full of shit. [ She grins. ] One restraining order, huh? That means you only got caught once.

[ She folds her arms over herself, considering him a moment. ] Shit, I don't know. This place is all sorts of crazy. There are no rules, really.

[kingofsarcasm]

[He winks casually.] Bet you can't prove that in court.

[Then he snorts and nods in concession to her point.] Can't argue with that, I've seen a lot of weird shit in my life, but this place is not just on another level, it's on another plane. Probably literally.

[thecanarylives]

[ She just shakes her head at him, stifling a smile. ] Yeah, you're probably right. Guess there's no real hoping it's any better than the first place, right?

[kingofsarcasm]

You mean Deerington? I actually missed that party, but I've heard a thing or two about it. Sounds like it was a real horror rager.

[thecanarylives]

Yeah, it was the fucking worst.

Though I don't exactly know all this place has to offer, I guess.

[kingofsarcasm]

Keep an open mind, I'm sure Trench'll be the rare sequel to a franchise that tops the first in every way.

[Dry dry sarcasm.]

[thecanarylives]

I know it sounds like you're joking, but when that all turns out to be true I'm gonna blame you completely.

[kingofsarcasm]

…Yeah. Yeah, I wouldn't blame you.

Just try to avoid the face if you're imagining taking a swing at me for it.