mollymauk tealeaf (
viciousmaukery) wrote in
deernet2021-09-04 04:22 pm
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[A few days after everyone's settled in, this pops up:]
—working now? Oh, good, that took so much longer than I thought it would.
[To those well-versed in such things, they might quickly identify the androgynous figure onscreen right now, dressed in an eyesore of a coat, as a tiefling: there are the horns, the tail, the lavender skin, the red and pupil-less eyes. To those who aren't? Jesus, it's another fuckin' weirdo, and he's giving the camera a bow.]
Mollymauk Tealeaf, formerly of Exandria and the Mighty Nein and now of Trench, at your service! I'm a bit lacking in funds at the moment, so if you have some coin to spare, come to Cellar Door. I've set up near one of the statues. [And he pans the camera up to show an artistic, distinctive statue of a woman dancing, with cloth draped over her arms. Then down to a little portable table with a set of tarot cards laid out.]
For just two coppers, or whatever the equivalent is here, I'll tell you what the future has in store for you. Doesn't that sound like a steal to you?
[Advertisement over, he gets serious, and adds:]
Oh, and—if anyone from the Mighty Nein is here? Let me know you're safe. [Please.]
—working now? Oh, good, that took so much longer than I thought it would.
[To those well-versed in such things, they might quickly identify the androgynous figure onscreen right now, dressed in an eyesore of a coat, as a tiefling: there are the horns, the tail, the lavender skin, the red and pupil-less eyes. To those who aren't? Jesus, it's another fuckin' weirdo, and he's giving the camera a bow.]
Mollymauk Tealeaf, formerly of Exandria and the Mighty Nein and now of Trench, at your service! I'm a bit lacking in funds at the moment, so if you have some coin to spare, come to Cellar Door. I've set up near one of the statues. [And he pans the camera up to show an artistic, distinctive statue of a woman dancing, with cloth draped over her arms. Then down to a little portable table with a set of tarot cards laid out.]
For just two coppers, or whatever the equivalent is here, I'll tell you what the future has in store for you. Doesn't that sound like a steal to you?
[Advertisement over, he gets serious, and adds:]
Oh, and—if anyone from the Mighty Nein is here? Let me know you're safe. [Please.]

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Want your fortune told?
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...it's rude to stare. he bristles a bit, looking askance very quickly...before looking back right away because of the question.]
My...fortune? You mean like, telling the future?
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Yep. Two coppers a fortune, or it would be where I'm from. Here, it's whatever you're willing to part with.
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...unless it's not fluff and actually has merit here.
mention of part with makes him blink and look himself over. borrowed clothes and a satchel from the beach...he pats the pockets of his trousers just in case he missed anything that isn't his.]
Um. I'm not sure-- [he lifts a similar disc to what Molly'd been using to advertise, hesitates, than pockets that.] I'm a little...short on everything, but, uh--?
[wait. oh, hey. there's a stray coin in here? hopefully whoever owned these clothes before him doesn't mind.
he holds it out, shrugging.]
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Come sit down. [He sits behind the table, starts shuffling the deck with a showman's flair.] You want a quick read or the standard three-card, past-present-future spread?
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Is it like a kind of trick? Or like horoscope stuff people do with stars?
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I have something of a connection, let's say, to a higher power than myself. Now the thing about higher powers is that they're never quite clear when it comes to signs and portents—they just guide my hand to the best card and leave some vague hints. I'm the one left to interpret them, and that can be a bit flawed.
[Shuffle the deck, cut it just the way he wants it. What's the best card for this person, he wonders.]
Besides, I never learned to read the stars.
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besides, is it Fate's doing that he sat down and is listening to this purple guy talk? really?]
So it's just...a guessing game? [vague hints, flawed interpretations...
...did Manabu get scammed out of whatever-the-hell was in his pocket?]