Video; UN: Bolin!

[pabugotmoves]

Hello everyone! Ladies and Gentlemen and.. people who aren't either but.. are other things I guess- ANYWAY! I'm Bolin, you might know me, I was in Deerington for a little while before we made the journey here. Mako's brother, earthbender, at your service.

[Bright! Excited! He's got so much to say and it's all great!! Bolin is sitting in a booth in The Raccoon Room, it's all very fancy and newly opened as you might remember from the big party on Halloween. Heck, you might have seen him there performing tricks with his omen Pabu the fire ferret, who is currently draped around the back of Bolin's neck like a scarf, only mildly interested in what's happening but squeaks every time Bolin gesticulates particularly big.]

Firstly, I wanted to say thank you to everyone who came to the Raccoon Room's opening night, it was great and I know it meant the world to Mako and Wu. And hey, if you had fun you should come back which is what brings me to my next point!

We're gonna do a musical.

[Jazz handssssssss! His eyes are very bright. Is this a good thing? Should you be worried? Remains to be seen.]

Wu has asked me to direct it, with music by Ryan from Chicken Choice Judy aand I know what you're thinking: Oh- Bolin [In falsetto, because that's how you all sound and you know it.] but a musical we don't know-

Wrong-o, it is going to be amazing and you're all going to love it. So good news, we're casting!

There's going to be auditions.. and costumes and music! And sets! It's going to be like a live action mover with songs, I can't actually think of anything better.

So, if you're interested in being a part of the show and auditioning or getting on the crew, drop me your name, questions, and deets and welcome to Trench's very first musical production ooffffffffff wait for itttttttttt?!!?

Comments

[pabugotmoves]

I have no idea but if they'll be anywhere I bet they'll be here in Cellar Door.

[delilah_dirk]

Oh, good. If I find one I'll take you. Everyone ought to see an opera.

[And that's how she kind of just skips whole steps of conversation, really. But she leans in, looking intent.]

So. Rocky Horror whatnot. Is there. A lot of violence and blood and effects and fun things like that?

[She has needs in her entertainment, and it isn't the usual lady-like stuff of her era.]

[pabugotmoves]

Um.. well yeah, actually. Tons of it! Mystery, intrigue, hidden missions. Mad science experiments, true love! Dancing, fighting, murder.. It's got it all!

[delilah_dirk]

[She smacks a fist into an open palm.]

Excellent. I'll take a ticket. Will there be peanuts? I quite like those at a show.

[pabugotmoves]

Oooh that's a good shout. I don't know if there are peanuts here.

Let me know if you find any! At this rate it might be mushrooms.

[delilah_dirk]

Ugh, I've had just about enough bloody mushrooms.

[But enough about that]

Are you some sort of theatre impresario? Oh, or a thespian, perhaps?

1/2

[pabugotmoves]

Uhh

2/2

[pabugotmoves]

I think you have to be a girl to be one of those..

[delilah_dirk]

[She's quiet, blinking for a few moments, then bursts into laughter, arms around her waist as she nearly doubles over.]

A thespian is an actor of some variety. You mean lesbians - one does not require the other, of course.

[pabugotmoves]

OH! Oh.. wow that is.. phew that is embarrassing.

Yes! I'm an actor. Well I was, I guess now I'm a director!

[delilah_dirk]

Seems that way! Sounds a jolly good show. I'm up for watching anything that's got some teeth in it.

[pabugotmoves]

Sure, there's lots of teeth. There's lots of all kinds of things. I'll be honest with you it's a little risqué.

[delilah_dirk]

[A grin spreads over her face.]

Nothing wrong with a bit of that, is there. I mean, this is a new place and all - but do you pay people extra to do things in the nuddy?

[She pauses.]

Oh, wait, are you one of the people strutting about in the all-together? [Which gets an appraising look. Wouldn't necessarily mind seeing that. Doesn't hurt if they're pretty, right?]

[pabugotmoves]

[Oh well ffhhhh golly]

Well I haven't um.. If we can't cast everyone then I'll just play whoever is left over.

I haven't thought about the extra payment yet. I should probably do that... there's so many things to think about!

[delilah_dirk]

[She has a thoughtful look on her face.]

If you're paying extra, do you pay by the bit they're going to show? Or is it like an all-together sort of thing?

[A pause]

I'm Delilah, by the way. If we're discussing violence and nudity on stage I suppose we ought to be on terms.

[pabugotmoves]

[Laugh!]

Well I think maybe you're right. It's a pleasure to meet you Delilah, I'm Bolin.

And you know? I have no idea. I've never paid anyone like this before.. usually the only time I have money its for food or bribes.

[delilah_dirk]

Oh, do you need some? I have no idea how these rocks work and all I need is food and stuff and I keep getting it when I go out, you see, so I could bankroll you a bit if you need.

[She frowns]

Which rock colour is good again?

[pabugotmoves]

Ohh- fff, no I meant back home, but that is so kind of you to offer?

Rocks are the one thing I have pleeeenty of no matter where I am. So I guess I'm kinda rich by the Trench system.

And it's all rocks have value here but the more interesting the better and those blood gems are worth the most. And have magic powers!

[delilah_dirk]

Oh. Well, I'll hold onto those, then.

[She has no idea how the money system works. Nor does it particularly effect her.]

I right wrongs, you know. Kick some rear end, as they say. Amazingly, people pay it for me here.

[pabugotmoves]

A good butt kicker or like a mercenary?

[delilah_dirk]

Oh, that's just the gravy, Mr. Bolin. Usually people put up a fight when I steal back whatever they stole, or whatnot.

[pabugotmoves]

[It's times like these he really wishes he had a last name. Well- he does he just doesn't know what it is. Whooosah, Bo. Let it go. It doesn't matter.]

Huh. Good butt kicker, then. Any good one is a friend of mine.