text | klapbak | all too well

[klussy]

ok. am i extremely delusional right now or is does this dude look and sound like me but a really shitty version who's into girls

i think i'm experiencing a transdimensional stroke or something right now

or i'm just having a panic attack or maybe like the positive version of one

(He proceeds to link a certain someone's brand new ten-minute short film.)

is anyone else crying
or is that part of the hallucination

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Text | ClickClickBloom

[onekindsoul]

Oh my god-
Maybe he’s like your evil clone.
Do you need me to take him out?
I can get him for crimes against gays.

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[klussy]

actually
yes
do that
i dont want to be falsely represented like this it's horrible

[onekindsoul]

Okay.
Consider it done.
Except we have to come up with a sign that it’s you and not him.
I don’t want to get you by accident.
And on that point try not to be in the same place as him.
I don’t want to run into one of those “I don’t know which one to shoot.” Kind of situations, you know?

text; un impala67

[venatoris]

wait, is


wait a minute

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[klussy]

i dont even have a minute i'm too busy staring grimly at a mirror

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[venatoris]

this is messing with me a little, man

text; un: shiro

[shiro2hero]

what



Eddie what the #%$& did I just see

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[klussy]

you saw it too right?!?!

so im not hallucinating

or maybe we're mass hallucinating one of the darkest timelines ever

Text | UN : Alcaid

[ghostharasser]

Shapeshifters, man. Can't trust them.

That or this is a really weird bizzaro alternate universe. There are infinite possibilities, for better or worse.

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[klussy]

twinners are fucking horrifying i want nothing to do with them


i could buy that. multi universe stuff is mind boggling i always hate it
maybe it's just a strong resemblance
i hope
i'm pretty sure this is like the ultimate catch of a good thing

text; un: morningstar

[morningstud]

I'll be honest, that is one of the strangest things I have ever seen in my life, and I used to party with the Dadaists.

I have an identical twin,. Perhaps this is a situation like that, but stranger and it's someone's twisted idea of a joke. All the singing would make me think my father had something to do with it if I didn't know any better. Though He would not do anything as heinous as toying with a person's sexuality.

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[klussy]

i dont even know what a dadaist is and i know i already agree that this is probably way weirder
maybe


okay the song is amazing and i feel exposed by it but the rest is just kind of alarming in a different way. i dont even like having facial hair. wait isnt there something out there where evil twins usually do have facial hair
or am i just making that up in some abstract hope that it's true

does your twin have facial hair

un: trienemybest; text

[droptheious]

Well.

That sure was an adventure I wasn't expecting to go on today.

So basically what we've learned here is that you have another universe twin who got to star in a Taylor Swift music video (AKA living out your dreams) but played a jerk in it. It's like the universe is actively mocking you.

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[klussy]

u and me both

i feel so jealous and betrayed at the same time like literally how did this even happen what stars aligned in the universe
thats what i said holy shit!!!! i'm like this is the ultimate monkeys paw

text; un: eudaimonikos

[eudaimonikos]

Eddie, that's obviously an actor.

He might not actually be into girls. No way to tell.

1/3

[klussy]

(................Oh my god.)

2/3

[klussy]

(Oh my god.)

[klussy]

i think i might be the stupidest person currently breathing in this city and that's saying something

text | un: stiles

[kingofsarcasm]

…Right. Note to self: don't grow a beard.

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[klussy]

lol can you even grow a beard

text; un: doublehedgedsword

[laminae]

wow that guy's a huge wad
even the cool beard can't save him
hopefully he isn't literally you
like with the whole multiverse thing y'know?
he deserves a fist cookie

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[klussy]

right!? all of that gaslighting shit made my stomach turn
i dont think he is
michael said hes probably an actor and i was like i completely forgot actors existed
like not literally but
you know we just spent three years being told all our realities are books and movies and shit so i guess my head just ommitted actors as real living breathing people who still exist

i hope so too but if he is real he definitely deserves a lot of fist cookies

text; un: liontamer

[chickenchoicejudy]

the real crime here is that they made you straight and you didn't even get to kiss Taylor Swift herself.

[Look, Ryan hasn't known Eddie long, but if Eddie had to kiss a consenting woman of his choice, Ryan's willing to bet actual money that he would pick Taylor Swift.]

Re: text; un: liontamer

[klussy]

(This makes Eddie's head spin for a solid five minutes.)

man i love taylor swift i really do but i dont think i could kiss her
i cannot express the lack of desire i have to kiss any girl
but like she would deserve so much better holy shit

text; super-late, nov. 19, un: trashmouth

[measuringdicks]

dude
what
the
fuck
did I just watch

like yeah this is cinematic and all and congratulations to Taylor Swift for pulling off something like this but
I'm
what did I just wake up to