video; un: dovahkiin (backdated to early Nov)

[fusrodaaaah]

Um.

[Wow, it's a rare show of video from Melius. The Argonian is sitting on the beach, in the cold, at his little tent. A lizard, in the cold. But he doesn't seem at all bothered by it.]

[He shifts where he sits, and then just. Straight up thrusts a basket of mushrooms at the camera.]

I was - I was um. [He ducks his head, hiding behind the basket.]

I know mushrooms! Really well! I um - if you need! To know! I can - I can tell you!

Goodbye!

[He shuts it off, right there.]

[... basically, Melius is offering his services as a mushroom expert. With a lot more anxious yelling than necessary.]

Comments

[fusrodaaaah]

Ballet...?

Is... what is that? [If it exists in Tamriel, the lizard living in the woods unfortunately hasn't heard about it.]

[danserai]

It's a type of dance. We do it on our toes with special shoes that keep us from losing our balance.

But it needs a lot of practice.

[fusrodaaaah]

O-oh.

I'm sorry. I um. I haven't... heard of it.

[danserai]

That's okay. There are lots of things I haven't heard about too.

That's why it's nice to be here, right? To learn new things?

[fusrodaaaah]

I... it is?

I um. I thought it was just. What happened after the dream world.

[danserai]

The . . . dream world?

[fusrodaaaah]

Y-yes. Um...

Deerington. Did - did you not... go there?

[danserai]

No. This is the first new place I've ever been in.

[fusrodaaaah]

O-oh. It's um. I'm not... very good at. Explaining.

[Melius has problems talking about things that aren't alchemy, apparently.]

It um. It was - almost like this. But worse.

[danserai]

What . . . happened to it?

[fusrodaaaah]

It um.

We... we woke up. Here. I um. I think it. Fell apart.

[danserai]

Why did it fall apart?

[fusrodaaaah]

I um. I don't... really know.

O-other people might! But... but I don't. I'm sorry.

[danserai]

[ ahiru shakes her head. ]

It's all right. I can ask someone else! But you told me about it so thank you!

[fusrodaaaah]

But I didn't ... tell you anything useful...

[danserai]

But you did.

You told me the last place was a dream and many people came from there to here. That's useful to me.

[fusrodaaaah]

It... it is?

[danserai]

Of course!

And I learned about alchemy too. So that's two new things!

[fusrodaaaah]

Oh.

I can um. I know alchemy. So that's - that's good!

[danserai]

See? Even if it's one or two things, it's meaningful.

It doesn't matter how big or small it is.

[fusrodaaaah]

O-oh. I didn't... know that.

Anything?

[danserai]

Mm, like me teaching you about ballet.

You never know when it might come in handy.

[fusrodaaaah]

Okay. Um.

I will. Remember ballet.

[danserai]

Well.

Maybe ballet isn't that important.

[fusrodaaaah]

Even... though they made you ... walk with a book? On your head?

[That sounds like intense training.]