video; un: dovahkiin (backdated to early Nov)

[fusrodaaaah]

Um.

[Wow, it's a rare show of video from Melius. The Argonian is sitting on the beach, in the cold, at his little tent. A lizard, in the cold. But he doesn't seem at all bothered by it.]

[He shifts where he sits, and then just. Straight up thrusts a basket of mushrooms at the camera.]

I was - I was um. [He ducks his head, hiding behind the basket.]

I know mushrooms! Really well! I um - if you need! To know! I can - I can tell you!

Goodbye!

[He shuts it off, right there.]

[... basically, Melius is offering his services as a mushroom expert. With a lot more anxious yelling than necessary.]

Comments

[kingoftherats]

Oh, cool. The sulfur shelves thing sounds like it'd be my kind of thing. Golden needle, not so much. I'm not that kinda drug user, you know? Never been into needles, dude. Injecting just seems like a one-way track to infection.

Or drug AIDS. That's a thing you gotta look out for when you get drugs from the guys under the bridge at midnight.

1/2

[fusrodaaaah]

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Huh?

[fusrodaaaah]

[He ducks off camera for a minute, and then returns, still looking completely baffled.]

[He holds up a clump of... well. Enoki Mushrooms.]

Th... these aren't... They don't. Give you infections.

[kingoftherats]

Aw, they look like pasta noodles. That's so cool.

Do they make you see shit, or what? Can you still feel your face after you eat 'em or sniff 'em or whatever?

[fusrodaaaah]

... Yes?

[Why would you eat poisoned mushrooms, Charlie, you're a human.]

They um. They taste good? You could. Probably make them into noodles.