text; un impala67

[venatoris]

i've got no idea if this place has as much of a boner for offing us as the last one, but judging from the looks of it, i'm gonna go with yeah.

that said, if you're in trouble and you need a Hunter to come help kick some ass, ping me. if i'm close, i'll come.

[ look how benevolent, this is character growth™.

and now for some private messages; ]


private to ou!sam, au!sam, and au!cas--

sam, sammy, cas - i found the cabin. it looks different, but i can tell its ours. it's up in some district called ache - the impala's here, and so's bones and mr. ed. let me know if you need a pickup.

private to wanda maximoff--

hey. can i ask you a huge favor?

Comments

[explosion]

[ DON'T LIE ]

It could've been while you were singing Take A Chance On Me. Completely understandable—it's a very catchy song.

You can tell Big Sam about the pickles being cooler, but I think it would be funnier to let him think eggplants are still the coolest vegetable.

[ pietro would want her to inflict chaos like this. ]

[venatoris]

[ SO GOOD ]

That's almost DEFINITELY what happened. It's an ear worm, really gets stuck in your head.

I'm not gonna tell him, it's better to let him live in delusion.

[explosion]

Do you think you should tell Little Sam? Would he tell Big Sam? 🤔

[venatoris]

good question. What do you think 🤨

[explosion]

He's my friend so I would say to trust him and tell him.

But he might tell Big Sam, and then if Big Sam knows pickles are better than eggplants, he will become cooler than you simply on principle. I don't think we can have that.

We can tell Little Sam and risk him telling Big Sam or we don't tell Little Sam and we risk his wrath of not being told pickles are cooler. I think he'd be very frightening.

[venatoris]

I think he would be, too. Maybe we should tell him.