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[arclightning]

Today is Raleigh Becket's birthday. It's an ongoing tradition to get him a lot of beans. He'd be sad if nobody did.

You can drop them off at [ his address. ]

Thanks.

[ Totally disguised your typing style, Mako, great job. ]

Comments

Text UN: ClickClickBloom

[onekindsoul]

I always wondered why that guy smelled like farts.
Now I have the answer.
Thanks folks.

I'll be sure to send him a wagon full.

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[arclightning]

If you can spare them, make it a couple. He really, really likes them. Weird personal problem.

UN R.BECKET

[righthemisphere]

what the fuck

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[onekindsoul]

One of those?
Jeez.
I mean I like beans as much as the next girl-
But this is excessive.
Maybe we should hold an intervention instead?
For the weird bean guy?

UN R.BECKET

[righthemisphere]

Please no

[lefthemisphere]

this is incredible

[righthemisphere]

Did you do this?

[royalfling]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY RALEIGH!!!!!

[righthemisphere]

Thanks Wu.


Man I thought I said no beans

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[lefthemisphere]

Wu?

private; still anon

[arclightning]

Close. Guess again.

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[royalfling]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY RALEIGH!!!!!!!!!!!

It's been a whole year since we last gave you beans. I don't know how you lasted this long without more!!!!!

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[arclightning]

Well, we did give him a lot. Good thing we got a reminder to bring more.

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[eudaimonikos]

Ah. Yes, I do remember this.

[He doesn't even know Raleigh, he just thinks the bean thing is funny.]

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[arclightning]

Important holiday. Wouldn't want to miss it. You gonna contribute?

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[onebadapple]

Oh! How nice! [Snow, sweetie, no.] Does he have a favorite kind of bean? I'll be more than happy to have it dropped off!

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[arclightning]

[ Snow, yes. Mako would probably ordinarily tell her no, don't worry about it, but... it's been a weird month, and his decision-making is all over the place right now, thank you, corruption. ]

He's partial to the kind that comes in cans but any kind will do, as long as you have the beans to spare. Not gonna eat people out of house and home here.

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[givehead]

Did you just casually dox someone, bro? Mega harsh. I'm sending this dude a box of used condoms.

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[arclightning]

[ Mako had to look a lot of things about that up and he doesn't like any of the things that he learned, DIRK WHY ]

His address is on the safehouse map anyway

[ He

wouldn't actually do that second part would he

Oh spirits Mako doesn't know. ]

Just the beans, though. Not the other thing.

text; un impala67

[venatoris]

[ … context not needed. Dean knows a good prank when he sees one. ]

Any specific kind?

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[arclightning]

Last year someone got him bean buns and he liked those.

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[swornto]

Oh, is this a common birthday tradition?

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[arclightning]

I don't know about common but at least where Raleigh's from it's a pretty big deal. It'd be rude not to acknowledge it.

[ Now he's just making things up. Poor Oz. He doesn't deserve this. ]

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[survivalthroughhate]

Of course this would happen again this year. Of course.

[Everyone here involved in these shenanigans is a bunch of weirdos but Maul will indulge them nonetheless.]

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[arclightning]

It's tradition. We can't just ignore it.