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[laminae]

hey so i noticed a while ago that my home has a lot of slang and words people here don't use
or they don't really get how i use them
so i started making a dictionary for Varian and thought other people might want to see it
it's still a work in progress because this isn't something i'm any good at but here it is!

A TOTALLY INCOMPLETE LIST OF OOO WORDS 'N SLANG
by fern

*********CURRENTLY IN PROGRESS*********

algebraic: cool or impressive. an alternative to mathematical
alphanumeric: cool or impressive. an alternative to mathematical
apples: diamonds
apple grease: an insult
ba-nay-nay: crazy. an alternative to bananas
bad biscuits: no good
bananas: crazy
banununununus: crazy. an alternative to bananas
bing bong ping pong: shock
binklemeyer: a thing in a treasure horde
bizonkers: crazy
bjork: a swear
blee-blob: a swear
bleeble: a swear
bloobalooby: good or fun
blooby: good or fun
boingloings: you know like guy stuff
bookoo spookoo/beaucoup spookoo: strange, spooky, weird, scary
boom-boom: poop
bunk: lame
buns: butt
butt guy: jerk
butterslaps: what ne'er do wells call rock knockers
chafed: perturbed
clam: swear
cram this: screw this
crazier than a cannonball: acting strangely
croak: die/death
cup-cups: cupcakes

so there's the start of it
if anyone's got questions just ask i can try to answer

Comments

[droptheious]

Might it not? I wonder what would happen if it did?

[Sometimes you try and ease your soul-crushing corruption by lightly threatening the love of your life that you're gonna make their life difficult on purpose. Sometimes you just do that. ]

[laminae]

who knows
i bet it's not even worth thinking about unless it happens

[Sometimes life just has to be this way.]

hypothetical situations are pretty boring

[droptheious]

I think not! Hypotheticals are great! That's how you test out NEW things.

[Wow, Fern, WOW.]

[laminae]

it's a science thing right
we're talking about science now

[Siiiiigh he knows the answer to those questions.]

[droptheious]

Of course it's a science thing! Most things are science things! We've been over this.

[laminae]

right, how could i have forgotten

[Can you feel the sarcasm dripping off that text Varian, can you.]

[droptheious]

[He can, but he will continue onwards regardless. ]

I don't know. Maybe you need another lesson in it. Maybe you got rusty.

[laminae]

noooooo

[- Wait no, as much as he doesn't like the idea of going through another smug Varian science lesson, maybe it'll do Varian some good?]

uh i mean
maybe i do

[droptheious]

Wait, you actually WANT a science lesson? Have you finally learned not to fight it after all this time?

[DARE HE HOPE?!!]

[laminae]

yes
yes i have
i've totally learned to not fight it
soooo whenever you want we can have a whole science lesson

[The things he does for love.]

[droptheious]

[He is a very good and wonderful boyfriend and he will be rewarded for this one day. ]

That seems extremely suspicious of you, but you know what, I'm not gonna ignore a chance like this. We can have one sometime this week? Any particular subject you want to cover?

[laminae]

[One day, far in the future.]

uhhh maybe tomorrow?

[The sooner he can get this over with the better....]

how about something related to plants
let's get botanical

[droptheious]

[It'll be a great time for him.]

Okay, sure. We can do that. It'll be fun.

[Fun for him. Probably less so for Fern.]

[laminae]

right yeahit'll be the funnest

[This is the wooorst.]