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[laminae]

hey so i noticed a while ago that my home has a lot of slang and words people here don't use
or they don't really get how i use them
so i started making a dictionary for Varian and thought other people might want to see it
it's still a work in progress because this isn't something i'm any good at but here it is!

A TOTALLY INCOMPLETE LIST OF OOO WORDS 'N SLANG
by fern

*********CURRENTLY IN PROGRESS*********

algebraic: cool or impressive. an alternative to mathematical
alphanumeric: cool or impressive. an alternative to mathematical
apples: diamonds
apple grease: an insult
ba-nay-nay: crazy. an alternative to bananas
bad biscuits: no good
bananas: crazy
banununununus: crazy. an alternative to bananas
bing bong ping pong: shock
binklemeyer: a thing in a treasure horde
bizonkers: crazy
bjork: a swear
blee-blob: a swear
bleeble: a swear
bloobalooby: good or fun
blooby: good or fun
boingloings: you know like guy stuff
bookoo spookoo/beaucoup spookoo: strange, spooky, weird, scary
boom-boom: poop
bunk: lame
buns: butt
butt guy: jerk
butterslaps: what ne'er do wells call rock knockers
chafed: perturbed
clam: swear
cram this: screw this
crazier than a cannonball: acting strangely
croak: die/death
cup-cups: cupcakes

so there's the start of it
if anyone's got questions just ask i can try to answer

Comments

[laminae]

exactly! that stuff is gnarly
no one wants a gnarly apple

it's totes a swear
like
clam this!!! or you clammin dillweed!
i've never heard of any clams getting offended so i think it's ok?

[prodigalhairess]

no i mean!

what if people were SELLING clams?
like real clams

if they were calling out their wares would it just sound like someone's being SUPER rude and swearing all the time???

[laminae]

ohhhhh
well geez
i guess they'd be stuck having a rough time selling their clams, wouldn't they?