003 Video; UN: Filledwithsunshine

[onebadapple]

[Snow White, per the norm, is surrounded by animals who seem to be organizing things for Snow. Snow has a bright red something draped across her lap, it is very clearly fabric but what it looks like otherwise is unclear.

Why hello there! Oh my goodness! I really must thank Madam Generosity for such a lovely gown! I've never felt more like a princess! And it's my favorite color! I wonder how she even knew!

Did anyone else receive a gift from her? No wonder her name is Madam Generosity! She's so wonderfully kind! It puts everyone in a better state of mind.

Actually! If I may have just a moment of your time, might you be able to answer a question of mine?

Does anyone else have people constantly dropping off things on their doorstep or lingering just outside your home?

I don't mean for Christmas time, rather outside of that? I don't really mind, and, truly, no one has been unkind!

I even got something on my birthday and no one has ever given me a birthday present before! Or at least, I think it was a birthday present. [Snow turns to her birds who seem to SHRUG. They don't know either.]

People keep leaving me all sorts of things on my doorstep.

It's becoming a bit difficult to keep up with sending thank you gifts in return!

Is anyone else experiencing this? Should I be concerned?

Comments

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[onebadapple]

Stalkers? I'm afraid I don't know what that is.

[kyley_b]

Stalkers are weirdoes who get all obsessed with you and follow you around and stuff. Next thing you know they'll be breaking into your house!

[onebadapple]

Oh dear! You really think they'll break into my home?

[kyley_b]

Maybe. They sound like total creeps.

They never say anything to you?

[onebadapple]

Every time I approach, they become hushed and hurry away. It's like the castle all over again.

[kyley_b]

Okay, that's totally weird.

What castle?

[onebadapple]

Oh, my castle, or rather my stepmother's castle. My stepmother forbade anyone from speaking or helping me or they would be whipped or thrown in the dungeon.

[kyley_b]

Whoa, dude! Your stepmom is a bitch!

Okay, someone should probably talk to your stalkers, see what their deal is.

[onebadapple]

Why are you calling her a female dog? She's nothing like a dog. But also, the not having anyone speak to than her efforts to kill me.

Their deal?

[kyley_b]

Uhm, no, sorry, it's slang. It means she's totally mean.

Yeah, like ask them why they're being creeps.

[onebadapple]

Oh, she was quite mean, yes. But she must have been nice once.

But they leave when I come near.

[kyley_b]

I dunno, dude, some people are born assholes.

Huh. Okay. Well, then we need to get someone else to ask em. I could? Or someone more threatening if they seem violent.

[onebadapple]

Oh goodness! No! No one is born evil! A baby just born doesn't have such cruelty in their head.

I don't believe they're violent?

[kyley_b]

I mean... okay, maybe not a baby. But I've known some people who were mean right from like, age four.

Okay, well. You want me to try and talk to them for you?

[onebadapple]

Well, then what happened at such a young age to make them so unkind? Being mean is learned, it's not innate.

Oh, are you sure?

[kyley_b]

I dunno, he's just always been a total dick.

Sure! I'm pretty good at talking.

[onebadapple]

He? He who, dear?

Well, I certainly don't doubt you, but if they're dangerous like you say, I don't want you getting hurt!

[kyley_b]

Uhm, the guy I'm totally using as an example of being born bad. Heh, nevermind.

Aw, I'll be okay, I'm tougher than I look. Where is your house?

[onebadapple]

Yes, I did understand that part, dear, but is he here? Your... well, I suppose you don't think of him as a friend.

I'm in Crenshaw. It's very easy to find.

[kyley_b]

No, thank god. I'd rather fight every monster in Trench than see him again.

I should look for a place surrounded by stalkers and animals?

[onebadapple]

Oh my! What is that person's name? You best be careful not to jinx yourself!

Oh, no no, I can send you a picture! Just a moment!

Oh um.... mmmmm.... [It's a bit MORE than a moment as Snow White tries to figure this out. A little blue bird flies over and begins tweeting and chirping, Snow softly going, "yes... alright, I have that open now.... yes.... and I just press this?" and the little blue bird nods or gestures with its wing here and there. Snow White thanks the little bird who decides to just sit and chill on her shoulder for a bit.

And then, finally, an image of Snow White's home is sent to Kyle.]

There we are! One photo of my home!

[kyley_b]

Eric.

[Kyle tries not to be amused that she has basically an actual Twitter bird.]

Dude! Your house is awesome looking!

[onebadapple]

Isn't it adorable! I'm so terribly fond of it! Varian helped me find it! I've never had a home of my own before!

[kyley_b]

I love it.

God, Varian is the best. Love that guy. He helped me not look like total crap.

Okay, I'm on my way over to scare away your weirdoes!

[onebadapple]

He is! And you really shouldn't speak about yourself such a way, dear! I think you look very nice!

Oh goodness, do be careful!