un: FLYHIGH

[asas]

hey my name is shōyō hinata, that’s 日向翔陽! there’s a lot of kanji about the sun and flying in it☀️🪶 i’m a pro volleyball player and i’m gonna be one of those night walkers. even if that really sounds like something you’d name a zombie, doesn’t it? why don’t they use THE FUN GUYS or WALKING ARCADE?

anyway if anyone needs a good time, i know exactly what you need! sports. it gives your brain the same amount of searatonin and dopemeen that doing nsfw stuff does so we’ll win big any way you look at!! 💪 [ searatonin and dopemeen are not typos. he doesn’t really remember how to type them correctly. head empty, only balls. ] i’ll play anything you’d like, even though volleyball’s what i know most about. i tried pretty much everything in middle school or saw it on tv so i know basics ⚽️🏀🏈🏉⚾️🎾🏓🏸🏒. beach volleyball too, i played for a couple years in rio. if you just want to talk or hug or hang out and not do sports stuff, i’m cool with that too. just uhhh not the nsfw stuff i guess. only if we hit it off, or something. like that. i’ve never been on a date before. oh, and i can do delivery gigs, too. i worked for ifood and ubereats for a while.

anyway i’m looking for a knife, how to use it and how to suplex someone in self defense as first payment for SPORTS, IFOOD or VOLLEYBALL (BEACH OR COURT!!!) but after that food and playing more sports is a fair trade. if you just want to hang out, duh, that’s free. we can be friends.

just send me a message through here or private anytime! might be a little slow on the sports still cuz my legs and bones are recovering, but i really need to move before i go rusty. obrigado! thank you! ありがとう!

Comments

[asas]

for slang?? i can make one for you! it’s just gonna be almost….. three languages
but trust me they’re fun

[ three. to think that back in high school he’d never reach double digits in tests (because he’d mark the entire test off by one, smh). ]

anything else you think i should bring?

[asas]

ok
i’ll forgive you since you want to learn

but first what kind of sword? can it be like….. a katana??

[asas]

ohh I have a friend like this. he’s never seen a tree and climbed his first one here

[ how could he not unintentionally spread (untrue) rumors about his pal, pal. ]

did you live in a library?

[asas]

you didn’t
not consent

[romancekiller]

Not exactly. I grew up in space but most of what could be salvaged from Earth was stored in archives.

[torpour]

And I don't consent to speaking to you any longer.

[terriblepurpose]

I would appreciate that. and I trust you about them being fun.

[In the absence of teachers, Paul has spent most of his time in a world of cosmic magic assigning himself homework. He is not kidding.]

something to eat and drink. I'll bring my first aid kit. wear loose clothing and shoes you can move in.

[possessum]

Oh wait... what's a court made out of?

( He is realising he... doesn't actually know... )

This place does have some really good beaches
Maybe I can actually learn how to not fall down as much in the first place...

Thank you for offering to teach me, dude. And I can definitely pay you for your time

[hearthebell]

It's not always a good thing. It's a big part of why people overdose on drugs; it takes more to experience the same effects, even if it's enough to kill them.

[asas]

you lived in space?? so you were like from nasa!!
wait salvaged as in… rescued?? did something happen to earth?

[asas]

but……….
sorry I left you out
ok can i at least tell you what those things mean??

[asas]

so gym clothes and no shoes! got it!! 🏖 🦶
i won’t guarantee I’ll have you’re slang list by then, but I’ll work on it! see you then, paul!!

[asas]

it’s made out of indoor pvc flooring!!!


[ the only things he does know about. head empty……… ]

playing volleyball with me is already the payment man, don’t worry about the rest!!
you don’t know how much juice that is for me

[terriblepurpose]

there's no hurry. see you then, shōyō.

[romancekiller]

Yeah, a nuclear apocalypse happened which left Earth soaked in radiation. Mankind went up to space and we lived on a space station that orbited Earth for almost a century.

[asas]

ohh wait, like,
when you play so much you get a fever and don’t realize it until you’re down?
that happened to me once, during my first high school national finals and i had to get benched > bedridden
but today i take care of myself!
my dopamine is from a healthy source and my serotonin is responsible 💪
say where do you get yours? csi stuff?

[vibing]

whatever kind you want
i only have one spare and its not a katana but hey
i know a guy who makes swords. bet hed make you one

[ hey, yuri? maybe a guy who has no idea how to use a sword shouldn't own one just yet

well. if only he thought about safety ]

[hearthebell]

[He squints at the little bicep. Maybe emojis are the secret to more effective communication over text.]

Something like that. 🧠 🔎

Anything can be addictive if it makes you feel good and releases dopamine. ⚠️ 💣 I guess it just depends on how toxic ☠️ or dangerous something is to start with. ⏱️

Knowing that chemical happiness has so much power over us is actually overwhelmingly depressing, some days. 😂 😂 😂

WOW IMAGINE GETTING NOTIFS IM SO SORRY

[pabugotmoves]

That’s so high!!

No, it’s the one where you fling Earth discs at each other and okay yeah thinking about it I’m pretty sure that’s just a game in my world. Which means you don’t know about bending and probending. Boo.

What’s volleyball?

[loveandduty]

Good to know.

I know it's a expression but... yeah the possibility of dying here is likely. It's odd that usually an expression back home might be seen differently in this place.

[asas]

[ if she’s reading books about it, then . . . She’s never been to earth only heard about it. The sand, the air, the heat, the cold, gravity, volleyball—

it feels like it’s unbelievable, almost. out of a science fiction movie when his earth was still ripe, but shoyo knows better than to take it lightly. He could only imagine now— and feels something hot clench his chest. ]

do you want to check the beach out with me? i can show you beach volleyball. [ hm, oh! ] in real time and video clips!

[asas]

tell me who 👀

[ does shōyō have a basic sense of safety too? beyond what jason told him— no. but jason was jason, from the knife department. He never said anything about swords! ]

[asas]

ahhh!!!!! you uses emojis!!! i can see what you mean!! 😃

[ he can understand him better!! amazing, what boomers can learn— ]

we’re just a bunch of chemical reactions, right? i don’t remember much about chemistry but coach would say the same thing about volleyball.

NOTIFS PLEASE when will you come back from the war

[asas]

[ he should be disappointed this dude doesn’t know what volleyball is, but. it gives him the chance to just talk about it shamelessly. thank you, kind civil war survivor, for not knowing volleyball! ]

we should totally trade sports!
volleyball is a two team (of six!) game on a court and with a net separating the teams. everyone has a roll to play, right? there’re middle blockers and wing spikers up front, setters to put the ball up and liberos for defense!! you have to hit the ball over to the opponents side, but everyone can only bump or hit the ball once in a row. you can’t let it drop and you can’t hold it or else the other side scores!

you can play beach volleyball too, that’s done with a team of two players each and the rules are a little more strict, but the sand and the weather makes it super intense too!

[asas]

you’re right

[ even he had his own unfortunate run-in that wouldn’t have ended well if someone hadn’t taken him down from that tree, or, if he’d gotten the wrong blow to the head. ]

i wont play like that again
It’s serious
And scary