un: FLYHIGH

[asas]

hey my name is shōyō hinata, that’s 日向翔陽! there’s a lot of kanji about the sun and flying in it☀️🪶 i’m a pro volleyball player and i’m gonna be one of those night walkers. even if that really sounds like something you’d name a zombie, doesn’t it? why don’t they use THE FUN GUYS or WALKING ARCADE?

anyway if anyone needs a good time, i know exactly what you need! sports. it gives your brain the same amount of searatonin and dopemeen that doing nsfw stuff does so we’ll win big any way you look at!! 💪 [ searatonin and dopemeen are not typos. he doesn’t really remember how to type them correctly. head empty, only balls. ] i’ll play anything you’d like, even though volleyball’s what i know most about. i tried pretty much everything in middle school or saw it on tv so i know basics ⚽️🏀🏈🏉⚾️🎾🏓🏸🏒. beach volleyball too, i played for a couple years in rio. if you just want to talk or hug or hang out and not do sports stuff, i’m cool with that too. just uhhh not the nsfw stuff i guess. only if we hit it off, or something. like that. i’ve never been on a date before. oh, and i can do delivery gigs, too. i worked for ifood and ubereats for a while.

anyway i’m looking for a knife, how to use it and how to suplex someone in self defense as first payment for SPORTS, IFOOD or VOLLEYBALL (BEACH OR COURT!!!) but after that food and playing more sports is a fair trade. if you just want to hang out, duh, that’s free. we can be friends.

just send me a message through here or private anytime! might be a little slow on the sports still cuz my legs and bones are recovering, but i really need to move before i go rusty. obrigado! thank you! ありがとう!

Comments

text; un: 5x5

[slayerskiss]

what the hells a dopemeen or a searatonin?

is that like a drug?

audio; un: jk21a

[hearuthinking]

[Most of this is English but some of it just looks like pictures, which is a little weird. Early 21st-century man where emotes have not gotten this detailed yet. Even the English doesn't always make sense to him. Is "nsfw" code of some kind? And is "ubereats" a real word?

None of that matters as he narrows in on the stuff that does make sense to him]

No fuckin' way you're getting a knife before you learn how to handle yourself in hand-to-hand.

un: karma (speech-to-text)

[torpour]

[he's mostly here just to make sure there's no one offering to teach this excited child how to use knives. or at least monitor the situation.]

Surely you mean seratonin and dopamine yes?

text; un: boneadept

[necrosaint]

Well, you get credit for being correct, even if you can't spell. I think Gideon S-e-r-o-t-o-n-i-n and d-o-p-a-m-i-n-e.

text; un: tabris

[peripheries]

Why is throwing different sized balls at each other in various ways so appealing to humans?

text; un: younghuman

[terriblepurpose]

what is your upper body strength like?

text; un: enpawnsant

[hearthebell]

Did you ever try tennis at school?

1/2

[pabugotmoves]

[Oooookay there is clearly a small child on here asking for a knife. That really shouldn't be surprising anymore.

They play sports, they seem nice, they need help.. okay checks out so far.. Bolin wonders if they're alone. They're clearly new.

But they have moxie so there's that. He figures they'll be just fine.]

text; un: lowell

[vibing]

i got a spare knife

[ if you accept this knife, it comes with lessons taught by a knife-wielding dog ]

Text - idoloflove

[loveandduty]

Did someone say volleyball?

text | un: P.G.

[possessum]

( Peter, who was a Depressed Stoner in high school, knows very little about sports. He also just doesn't like moving around, in general.

But—

After losing almost an entire month to Corruption, he's.... been thinking maybe he should try to take some better care of his mental health (imagine)! And when this person mentions serotonin and dopamine (Peter gets what he's trying to say there), well... those are words his father used a lot in his psychiatry. Peter's pretty familiar with the terms.

This could maybe help him?? )

Since you know a lot about sports, can I ask you what's the easiest kind to play?
Or like the most chill?

( Peter, sports aren't really meant to be "easy"..... )

text | timaeusTestified

[givehead]

Not sure if anyone has broken the news to you yet but this 100% reads like an online dating profile, dude.

text; un: clarke

[romancekiller]

[did someone say sports? yeah that sure does get her attention mostly out of nostalgia]

From all those symbols, that's a lot of sports you seem to be familiar with. We didn't have much of that back home but I've read books about some of them.