un: FLYHIGH

[asas]

hey my name is shōyō hinata, that’s 日向翔陽! there’s a lot of kanji about the sun and flying in it☀️🪶 i’m a pro volleyball player and i’m gonna be one of those night walkers. even if that really sounds like something you’d name a zombie, doesn’t it? why don’t they use THE FUN GUYS or WALKING ARCADE?

anyway if anyone needs a good time, i know exactly what you need! sports. it gives your brain the same amount of searatonin and dopemeen that doing nsfw stuff does so we’ll win big any way you look at!! 💪 [ searatonin and dopemeen are not typos. he doesn’t really remember how to type them correctly. head empty, only balls. ] i’ll play anything you’d like, even though volleyball’s what i know most about. i tried pretty much everything in middle school or saw it on tv so i know basics ⚽️🏀🏈🏉⚾️🎾🏓🏸🏒. beach volleyball too, i played for a couple years in rio. if you just want to talk or hug or hang out and not do sports stuff, i’m cool with that too. just uhhh not the nsfw stuff i guess. only if we hit it off, or something. like that. i’ve never been on a date before. oh, and i can do delivery gigs, too. i worked for ifood and ubereats for a while.

anyway i’m looking for a knife, how to use it and how to suplex someone in self defense as first payment for SPORTS, IFOOD or VOLLEYBALL (BEACH OR COURT!!!) but after that food and playing more sports is a fair trade. if you just want to hang out, duh, that’s free. we can be friends.

just send me a message through here or private anytime! might be a little slow on the sports still cuz my legs and bones are recovering, but i really need to move before i go rusty. obrigado! thank you! ありがとう!

Comments

text; un: 5x5

[slayerskiss]

what the hells a dopemeen or a searatonin?

is that like a drug?

[asas]

they’re like these things, in your brain, like blood
sorry bio was like my worst subject
i think it feels like the bad drugs that screw up your health? except your brain makes it for free
all you have to do is exercise

audio; un: jk21a

[hearuthinking]

[Most of this is English but some of it just looks like pictures, which is a little weird. Early 21st-century man where emotes have not gotten this detailed yet. Even the English doesn't always make sense to him. Is "nsfw" code of some kind? And is "ubereats" a real word?

None of that matters as he narrows in on the stuff that does make sense to him]

No fuckin' way you're getting a knife before you learn how to handle yourself in hand-to-hand.

un: karma (speech-to-text)

[torpour]

[he's mostly here just to make sure there's no one offering to teach this excited child how to use knives. or at least monitor the situation.]

Surely you mean seratonin and dopamine yes?

[asas]

[ i mean he’s 24 but y’all have the right concern ]

yes
those
just got the spelling off this time

audio;

[asas]

[ —loud RUSTLING ]

Does that mean you’ll teach me—?!

[ he sounds— well, not as young as he may seem while typing. a grown young man, but with the energy of ten golden retrievers, probably. ]

[torpour]

[the most horrifying.]

I see.

So your point is that you want to play games.

[hearuthinking]

[It's not the voice he was expecting, that's for sure. The text definitely read as a younger kid]

Look... Hinata, right? Let me just make one thing real clear: we are runnin' through the basics first. And we are doin' it safely. You are not gettin' a fuckin' knife until I say so.

[He's using his commanding officer voice so you know he means business]

[asas]

yeah!!! but when you just write games it sounds like kids games, like kagome kagome? and it’s sports!!

[torpour]

[what in the world is the difference...]

I'm not interested in debating semantics and definitions. I'm curious about your motivations. Just for companionship? Even the attempt at looking for a knife fighting teacher?

[asas]

[ that sounds— he sounds almost scary, the guy on the other end. tough stuff. serious stuff. spartan stuff. if he’d been fifteen still, shoyo would’ve given more of a hassle in that regard, but— he knows how this works. you can’t hope to spike if you don’t know the rules or even how to jump correctly.

plus, it’s a god damn knife. ]

If that’s how you do it, yes sir! [ oh— his intentions! ] I don’t want to hurt anyone, but I don’t have blood powers or other powers so I want to defend myself from getting my ass beat to death! Sir!

[asas]

oh ok
well, it’s what i know how to do! i didn’t go to college or ninja school or do something that should be in shonen jump (that’s a weekly comic thing)
i got paid to play volleyball and that’s my life. and if i can share that with people like i used to i know i won’t feel like some kinda floating ghost not doing anything worthwhile
yknow?

text; un: boneadept

[necrosaint]

Well, you get credit for being correct, even if you can't spell. I think Gideon S-e-r-o-t-o-n-i-n and d-o-p-a-m-i-n-e.

[torpour]

[why is this nehan's life.]

There are many other things to do in this world and the people of Trench just expect you to do something. Or at the very least help out. Or start your own business.

[slayerskiss]

[What the fuck is he on about... she doesn't know but she's intrigued.]

damn... do you think they harvest that and put it into booze and stuff? thats wild. no wonder vamps drink blood so much

but yeah sure dude i can teach you how to fight. it's sorta my calling and i think its probably for the best if we all can defend ourselves properly, so if you need help on that front just let me know 😎

[hearuthinking]

You ain't gotta call me "sir", you're not a soldier in my unit. "Jason" will do just fine.

First thing before we get started is clothes. You gotta be wearin' shit that's comfortable. That won't always be the case in real situations but in practice, you gotta be able to move around.

You know if this place has got a fuckin' gym? Somewhere we can do the moves in?

text; un: tabris

[peripheries]

Why is throwing different sized balls at each other in various ways so appealing to humans?

text; un: younghuman

[terriblepurpose]

what is your upper body strength like?

text; un: enpawnsant

[hearthebell]

Did you ever try tennis at school?

1/2

[pabugotmoves]

[Oooookay there is clearly a small child on here asking for a knife. That really shouldn't be surprising anymore.

They play sports, they seem nice, they need help.. okay checks out so far.. Bolin wonders if they're alone. They're clearly new.

But they have moxie so there's that. He figures they'll be just fine.]

Text, UN: Bolin!

[pabugotmoves]

Hey buddy, I'm Bolin. Is it just the suplex specifically you want to learn?

text; un: lowell

[vibing]

i got a spare knife

[ if you accept this knife, it comes with lessons taught by a knife-wielding dog ]

[asas]

come on…. i can totally spell
it’s just these medical words that’re hard, you know?? i didn’t go to med school OR was that great in biology
anyway, thanks

[asas]

but aren’t i helping out being a night jumper?

[asas]

because us humans can make free dopamine and serotonin out of it. neat, right?

[ he made sure to spell it correctly this time ]