un: FLYHIGH

[asas]

hey my name is shōyō hinata, that’s 日向翔陽! there’s a lot of kanji about the sun and flying in it☀️🪶 i’m a pro volleyball player and i’m gonna be one of those night walkers. even if that really sounds like something you’d name a zombie, doesn’t it? why don’t they use THE FUN GUYS or WALKING ARCADE?

anyway if anyone needs a good time, i know exactly what you need! sports. it gives your brain the same amount of searatonin and dopemeen that doing nsfw stuff does so we’ll win big any way you look at!! 💪 [ searatonin and dopemeen are not typos. he doesn’t really remember how to type them correctly. head empty, only balls. ] i’ll play anything you’d like, even though volleyball’s what i know most about. i tried pretty much everything in middle school or saw it on tv so i know basics ⚽️🏀🏈🏉⚾️🎾🏓🏸🏒. beach volleyball too, i played for a couple years in rio. if you just want to talk or hug or hang out and not do sports stuff, i’m cool with that too. just uhhh not the nsfw stuff i guess. only if we hit it off, or something. like that. i’ve never been on a date before. oh, and i can do delivery gigs, too. i worked for ifood and ubereats for a while.

anyway i’m looking for a knife, how to use it and how to suplex someone in self defense as first payment for SPORTS, IFOOD or VOLLEYBALL (BEACH OR COURT!!!) but after that food and playing more sports is a fair trade. if you just want to hang out, duh, that’s free. we can be friends.

just send me a message through here or private anytime! might be a little slow on the sports still cuz my legs and bones are recovering, but i really need to move before i go rusty. obrigado! thank you! ありがとう!

Comments

[asas]

but aren’t i helping out being a night jumper?

[torpour]

Night Walker you mean?

[asas]

yeah but the name kinda sounds like zombies, so
the walking friend

[ shoyo just laughs alone because that was a joke ]

anyway, yup
all the other jobs aren't really up my alley
and I don't think I'll help as much being a farmer or something, I live in the city
or, used to
ever heard of são paulo?

[torpour]

No.

A point you should keep in mind is that many of the terms you're telling me are utterly foreign. Especially those specific to your own world.

[asas]

oh, right. sorry! it's really easy to forget! i met this guy down by the frozen boats before with all the frozen bodies, he didn't know what portuguese or english was either but we were understanding each other like he did!! it's crazy

[ he's too socially deprived compared to home. he's type-chattering too much. gomen. ]

[torpour]

That's because people understand languages here as if it were their own.

[there's a more complicated explanation when it comes to nehan's understanding of it... but he doesn't want to delve into that.]

[asas]

it’s like something out of a wizard movie. I’ll never feel communication sickness again.

[torpour]

Don't be too sure. Some languages still get lost in translation because the magic is not perfect.

[asas]

no way we’re living google translate
can i try something???

[torpour]

That depends on what you want to do.

[asas]

im gonna send you a voice to text and see what you get

[torpour]

That will help you learn, how exactly?

[asas]

how funny the translation is because it was funny when I heard them first
here here here

[ voice to text! in motion! ]

brother of the sky
bora bora brooora
little pace
little thigh
ha ha ha ha haaaaaaaaa
LOOK AT THE GAS

[ Brazilian slang doesn’t make sense but it’s funny. to him. ]

[torpour]

I didn't consent to this.

[the only reason why this is typed so calmly is because it's still speech-to-text.]

[asas]

you didn’t
not consent

[torpour]

And I don't consent to speaking to you any longer.

[asas]

but……….
sorry I left you out
ok can i at least tell you what those things mean??