un: FLYHIGH

[asas]

hey my name is shōyō hinata, that’s 日向翔陽! there’s a lot of kanji about the sun and flying in it☀️🪶 i’m a pro volleyball player and i’m gonna be one of those night walkers. even if that really sounds like something you’d name a zombie, doesn’t it? why don’t they use THE FUN GUYS or WALKING ARCADE?

anyway if anyone needs a good time, i know exactly what you need! sports. it gives your brain the same amount of searatonin and dopemeen that doing nsfw stuff does so we’ll win big any way you look at!! 💪 [ searatonin and dopemeen are not typos. he doesn’t really remember how to type them correctly. head empty, only balls. ] i’ll play anything you’d like, even though volleyball’s what i know most about. i tried pretty much everything in middle school or saw it on tv so i know basics ⚽️🏀🏈🏉⚾️🎾🏓🏸🏒. beach volleyball too, i played for a couple years in rio. if you just want to talk or hug or hang out and not do sports stuff, i’m cool with that too. just uhhh not the nsfw stuff i guess. only if we hit it off, or something. like that. i’ve never been on a date before. oh, and i can do delivery gigs, too. i worked for ifood and ubereats for a while.

anyway i’m looking for a knife, how to use it and how to suplex someone in self defense as first payment for SPORTS, IFOOD or VOLLEYBALL (BEACH OR COURT!!!) but after that food and playing more sports is a fair trade. if you just want to hang out, duh, that’s free. we can be friends.

just send me a message through here or private anytime! might be a little slow on the sports still cuz my legs and bones are recovering, but i really need to move before i go rusty. obrigado! thank you! ありがとう!

Comments

[hearuthinking]

Gym clothes will work. [He nods] We'll meet at this gate, then.

The best thing you can do for yourself when it comes to self-defense is bein' aware of your surroundings. Stay in well-lit areas when you can, and make sure you know where your exits are. And it's cold as balls out there right now, so be careful where you walk so you don't slip on ice and fall on your ass.

[asas]

[ you can't see it..... but shoyo is nodding his head so fast at everything he is his own new bobblehead. ]

I'll keep a good look out, I don't want anyone jumping me again either— Sooo, when are we gonna meet? Now?

[ dark and light shoyo: say now ]

[hearuthinking]

Sure, I got time now.

[Best do it before shit goes down. He has already been warned that weird things tend to happen at least once a month around here]

[asas]

Awesome! Where's it gonna be? Should I bring anything or are we gonna just plan and meet up?

[ he wants to do everything, but— boy, pace thyself. ]

[hearuthinking]

Somewhere indoors. Warm, dry, and well-lit. Ideally. We ain't gonna do anything fancy for the first lesson, so don't get too excited. Normally I'd say you avoid fights, but I'm thinkin' that ain't easy to do in a place like this.

[asas]

Oh— but I don’t go out looking for them! Think if I could run, I’d run first . . .

[ that’s not cowardly, right? he’s not a fighter so why should he swing unless he really has to? that’s what this is for! ]

How ‘bout, um . . . One of our places, then?

[hearuthinking]

Our places..? Ain't there a fuckin' gym around here? Where the fuck do you go play sports?

[Also, he does not actually have a "place" yet, he's just been holing up in a tent somewhere. He hadn't considered taking something as permanent as a house or even a bedroom]

[asas]

I haven't played for almost a month . . . I was using the beach for most solo things.

[ like practice and such, but that's a question he'd also like answered! where are the gyms!!! ]

Guess it can be that gate place? There's just, uh— Monsters. There.

[hearuthinking]

Are you tellin' me the only safe indoor place is people's houses? There ain't some safe house or some shit? A shelter?

[What the actual fuck]

Fine. Your place it is, I guess.

[asas]

[ that’s one thing they have to do: find a gym. if it’s not possible, he’s sure he can go back to beach volleyball with no problems, even though he’d miss the court like stepping on solid earth after sailing the sea for too long. ]

Sure, man— I’m staying around Crenshaw. You know the huge watch tower with the lamps? I can meet you there.

[hearuthinking]

[A gym, or some big building where they could play sports and work out in safety]

I know the place. See you there.

[He's glad to have something semi-normal to do. Teaching this guy self-defense will be easy compared to all the shit he's been through lately]