un: FLYHIGH

[asas]

hey my name is shōyō hinata, that’s 日向翔陽! there’s a lot of kanji about the sun and flying in it☀️🪶 i’m a pro volleyball player and i’m gonna be one of those night walkers. even if that really sounds like something you’d name a zombie, doesn’t it? why don’t they use THE FUN GUYS or WALKING ARCADE?

anyway if anyone needs a good time, i know exactly what you need! sports. it gives your brain the same amount of searatonin and dopemeen that doing nsfw stuff does so we’ll win big any way you look at!! 💪 [ searatonin and dopemeen are not typos. he doesn’t really remember how to type them correctly. head empty, only balls. ] i’ll play anything you’d like, even though volleyball’s what i know most about. i tried pretty much everything in middle school or saw it on tv so i know basics ⚽️🏀🏈🏉⚾️🎾🏓🏸🏒. beach volleyball too, i played for a couple years in rio. if you just want to talk or hug or hang out and not do sports stuff, i’m cool with that too. just uhhh not the nsfw stuff i guess. only if we hit it off, or something. like that. i’ve never been on a date before. oh, and i can do delivery gigs, too. i worked for ifood and ubereats for a while.

anyway i’m looking for a knife, how to use it and how to suplex someone in self defense as first payment for SPORTS, IFOOD or VOLLEYBALL (BEACH OR COURT!!!) but after that food and playing more sports is a fair trade. if you just want to hang out, duh, that’s free. we can be friends.

just send me a message through here or private anytime! might be a little slow on the sports still cuz my legs and bones are recovering, but i really need to move before i go rusty. obrigado! thank you! ありがとう!

Comments

[vibing]

well yeah
if they deserve it

i guess that isnt really fun
but fighting people is fun

[ killing the couple people he's killed was kind of the opposite of fun ]

[asas]

uhuh
so lets say you’re NOT a sadist
(but I got my eye on you)
you’d be into martial arts, right? why is it fun to fight?

[vibing]

its the best thing in the world
there's nothing like being in the middle of battle with your life on the line
or not even. fighting a friend is almost as fun
gets my blood pumping
you land a hit with a sword or your fist
its just
its really something
it makes me feel alive

[ He's really good at this, clearly. ]

me and my best friend fight all the time for fun
and when were pissed at each other
its the only time i dont have to think. i just do

probably the same reason you like volleyball so much right?

[asas]

[ hoh, it does sound familiar! it’s all the little details he’d give throughout high school, even in rio. many times, now. but if he could pinpoint something that really made him breathe it? he can’t seem to see it, with fighting. he can’t see it the same way at all so speaking volleyball would just end in— not connecting. he wants to connect. ]

i can talk about the sting a ball leaves when i spike or the sound the floor makes when you kick it
but anyone not into volleyball wouldn’t get it. you know?

it’s always a challenge and i’m always learning
there’s nothing better than sucking at something and then growing in it, and getting good at it, or surprising people who think little of you just because of looks
and when you think you’re getting good, someone else who’s better finds you, or you find them
volleyball gives me all of that
i don’t do it, i live it

[vibing]

maybe not but that doesnt matter
hell if you like it
if it makes you feel like that
thats fucking awesome

i get it
i mean it sucks to get beat
but then you get up and fight again
you know i never once beat my best friend. weve been fighting each other since we were seven. never beat him. then a few months ago i finally did
it was amazing. and weird. like the whole world shifted

ill give this volleyball thing a try if it feels like that

[ and maybe then this guy won't think he's a psycho. he's just a tiny bit of one, with the whole bloodlust thing ]

[asas]

[ ill give this volleyball thing a try if it feels like that ill give this volleyball thing a try if it feels like that ill give this volleyball thing a try if it feels like that ]

AAAAAAAA REALLY???

[ he’s an adult. he can let a psycho comment slide, right? because. volleyball . . . ]

THEN
I’LL FIGHT YOU FOR THE SAME REASON
if you’ll teach me some moves

[vibing]

hell yeah man
get a sword and we'll talk





i have no idea what volleyball is

[ but he'll learn! for the FEELING ]

[asas]

ok
i’ll forgive you since you want to learn

but first what kind of sword? can it be like….. a katana??

[vibing]

whatever kind you want
i only have one spare and its not a katana but hey
i know a guy who makes swords. bet hed make you one

[ hey, yuri? maybe a guy who has no idea how to use a sword shouldn't own one just yet

well. if only he thought about safety ]

[asas]

tell me who 👀

[ does shōyō have a basic sense of safety too? beyond what jason told him— no. but jason was jason, from the knife department. He never said anything about swords! ]

[vibing]

diluc longlastname
hes a good guy
tell him yuri sent you

[ which is maybe all you need in trench to find someone ]

[asas]

[ you should know]

ok gotcha
should we meet up anyway for stick practice??

[vibing]

[ bless u, i'm so glad you've done this thing ]

sure
lets do it
ill find some practice swords