un: FLYHIGH

[asas]

hey my name is shōyō hinata, that’s 日向翔陽! there’s a lot of kanji about the sun and flying in it☀️🪶 i’m a pro volleyball player and i’m gonna be one of those night walkers. even if that really sounds like something you’d name a zombie, doesn’t it? why don’t they use THE FUN GUYS or WALKING ARCADE?

anyway if anyone needs a good time, i know exactly what you need! sports. it gives your brain the same amount of searatonin and dopemeen that doing nsfw stuff does so we’ll win big any way you look at!! 💪 [ searatonin and dopemeen are not typos. he doesn’t really remember how to type them correctly. head empty, only balls. ] i’ll play anything you’d like, even though volleyball’s what i know most about. i tried pretty much everything in middle school or saw it on tv so i know basics ⚽️🏀🏈🏉⚾️🎾🏓🏸🏒. beach volleyball too, i played for a couple years in rio. if you just want to talk or hug or hang out and not do sports stuff, i’m cool with that too. just uhhh not the nsfw stuff i guess. only if we hit it off, or something. like that. i’ve never been on a date before. oh, and i can do delivery gigs, too. i worked for ifood and ubereats for a while.

anyway i’m looking for a knife, how to use it and how to suplex someone in self defense as first payment for SPORTS, IFOOD or VOLLEYBALL (BEACH OR COURT!!!) but after that food and playing more sports is a fair trade. if you just want to hang out, duh, that’s free. we can be friends.

just send me a message through here or private anytime! might be a little slow on the sports still cuz my legs and bones are recovering, but i really need to move before i go rusty. obrigado! thank you! ありがとう!

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[pabugotmoves]

[There's an excellent dirty joke in there but it goes right over Bolin's head.]

Oh man, yeah for sure! Any time! How fast are you, like super fast? Or Normal person who is fast? Can you fly? Is it from being a ninja or the sports games? Follow up, explain these to me I've never heard of any of these?? Have you ever played power disc??

[asas]

haha nah im not like THE FLASH fast im normal. not a real ninja, thats just what people keep calling me in brazil, cuz im japanese
and i can sorta fly! my highest vertical jump is 3.5m 💪
is power disk that game with the board and the giant coin puck that slides around and you have to hit it in the goal?

WOW IMAGINE GETTING NOTIFS IM SO SORRY

[pabugotmoves]

That’s so high!!

No, it’s the one where you fling Earth discs at each other and okay yeah thinking about it I’m pretty sure that’s just a game in my world. Which means you don’t know about bending and probending. Boo.

What’s volleyball?

NOTIFS PLEASE when will you come back from the war

[asas]

[ he should be disappointed this dude doesn’t know what volleyball is, but. it gives him the chance to just talk about it shamelessly. thank you, kind civil war survivor, for not knowing volleyball! ]

we should totally trade sports!
volleyball is a two team (of six!) game on a court and with a net separating the teams. everyone has a roll to play, right? there’re middle blockers and wing spikers up front, setters to put the ball up and liberos for defense!! you have to hit the ball over to the opponents side, but everyone can only bump or hit the ball once in a row. you can’t let it drop and you can’t hold it or else the other side scores!

you can play beach volleyball too, that’s done with a team of two players each and the rules are a little more strict, but the sand and the weather makes it super intense too!

APPARENTLY NEVER SCRE

[pabugotmoves]

That sounds really fun, I'm in. You know I used to be a professional athlete. It would be nice to get back into that.

[asas]

awesome!!!! you’ll have a lot of fun, i promise!!!

pro power disking? [ if that’s even a word; shōyō has decided that’s how it should sound like. ]that’s always cool! how was it like?

[pabugotmoves]

Probending! It's

Okay so

There are 2 teams of 3 and each team has a waterbender, a firebender and an earthbender. And you fight to knock each other out of the ring! first team to 3 knockouts wins!

No big deal but we were prettttty good back in Republic City.

[asas]

so a waterbender

bends water?!

[pabugotmoves]

Yeah, exactly! Master of the element!

I myself happen to be an earthbender. Korra is the only waterbender in Trench that I know about.. unless you count the coldbloods but it isn't exactly the same thing.

What's your bloodtype, do you know yet?

[asas]

my blood type is b+! [ it occurs to him that coldblood was mentioned. so— ] and a warmblood!

[pabugotmoves]

Hey, blood twins, I'm a warmblood, too.

What's the letter part mean?

[asas]

our blood types are separated in letters, back where i'm from! a,b or o! positive or negative. i don't know what they mean or who can donate to who, but it's for a transfusion!

does this make us distant blood brothers? 🤔

[pabugotmoves]

How weird, my world doesn't have that. Maybe we do and it just hasn't been invented, yet.

Oooh- I like that! Yes, blood brothers!

[asas]

it’s for doctor stuff. as long as you have blood and doctors it’s probably out there!

so when’s our big match blood brother??

[pabugotmoves]

We have healers.. I guess that's similar.

Soon! Wait, what are we playing again?

[asas]

volleyball
or
probending?
(volleyball because the only thing i can bend are my limbs)

[pabugotmoves]

Ohh.. yeah we should probably play your thing, then.

When and where? Do we need teams? Do we have to play on the beach because it is freeeeezing cold and the sand is super hard right now.

[asas]

cmon it’s not THAT cold

[ says the jock ]

and the beach is great, especially if the huge mom snake goes around those parts! i’m always there before daylight to see it BUT if it’s too hard we’re gonna need a court anyway!

[pabugotmoves]

[It's so cold!!! But maybe he'd be okay once he got his blood pumping. It would be nice to get physical again. It's been a while...]

Okay, I'm in. Right now?

[asas]

i'd flip for right now

[pabugotmoves]

Then I'll meet you on the beach, better hurry slowpoke!

[asas]

BUT IM ALREADY THERE
TICK TOCK 🏃‍♂️ 💨

->Action!

[pabugotmoves]

[CURSE YOU IT WORKS, Bolin throws himself into action and heads for the beach, looking for anyone vaguely sporty looking. He has no idea what he's getting himself into but.. sure, right? Why not.]

UH.. Marco??

[asas]

[ shoyo wouldn't know the concept of saying polo in turn, to begin with, but he's easy to find! looking around the vastness of the black sand enough and bolin would see a red and orange speck; closer to this vaguely person-shaped figure will give more features to snag onto: the bright red and black jersey with a bold 21 on the back, bright orange hair and the dull kick of a leather ball being launched into the air with his knee. it's shoyo's omen, a common crow that caws to get his attention and direct it that way— ]

—Hey! [ he's yelling!!! ] It's Shoyo!!

[pabugotmoves]

[Aha! There we go. Truth be told Bolin doesn't really know how Marco Polo works, but he's heard other people do it so it was worth a shot, and look at that, there he is!

Bolin smiles, jogging over with Pabu in ground pursuit. His omen, something like a red panda and a ferret mushed together, chatters happily in greeting to Shoyo's crow.]

Cool bird. Wow, you've really been out here this whole time playing?

[Pretty impressive. This guy really takes his games seriously. Bo can respect that. He'll have to warm up fast. He rubs his hands together. A man of five foot seven or so, with broad shoulders and jet black hair. Bolin looks like he's made for strength, not speed, but he is surprisingly light on his feet.]

Okay, show me what we're doing!