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ange "the definition of chuunibyou" ushiromiya ([personal profile] entreats) wrote in [community profile] deernet2022-01-10 10:27 pm

video; un: ushiromiya

[ Even as the image can be seen, it seems like there's still a moment of set up, tiny hands fiddling with the Omni like they're trying to get the perfect shot.. But then there are two faces visible. Two faces that are looking decidedly younger than usually - it's Ange and Ruby, looking like they definitely can't be much older than six years old.

And looking very excited. ]


Um, so, so..! We heard that there's some sort of reaaally scary snake monster out there! So.. we thought we'd help out everyone and get rid of it! Because Ruby.. She's a really, reaaally cool huntress! [ Ange may be Will-Smith-esque posing at Ruby for emphasis right as she says that. ]

[Ruby just stares at the camera briefly until she notices Ange's hands pointing her way. She blinks and quickly starts to flex her twiggy arms to the camera.]

Yeah! We're super strong and awesome and we've got tons of weapons! [Ruby gestures to a sack of potato's and a large collection of sticks that they've gathered up.]

That snack is going to be- a- -uh- a, a piece of snack!

[ While Ruby is saying that last part, it seems that Ange has already moved over to grab one of the sticks for a demonstration. As she's running back towards where Ruby and the Omni are, she's waving the stick wildly. ]

We'll get it just like thi--

[ Ange manages to smack the stick right against the device, turning the view sideways before it just cuts out entirely.

Oops. ]
undermoonlight: (257)

[personal profile] undermoonlight 2022-01-22 07:09 pm (UTC)(link)
Fine. What's your plan? Do you even know how 'giant' the giant snake is?

You're going to get hurt.
littlelikeroses: (03)

[personal profile] littlelikeroses 2022-01-22 08:00 pm (UTC)(link)
I'm going to find it and throw potatos at it! AND THEN! And then when it gets close enough I'm going to bop it with the stick!

It's a flawless plan! No one's getting hurt except for the snake!
undermoonlight: (8NPR8TO)

[personal profile] undermoonlight 2022-01-22 08:06 pm (UTC)(link)
...

Ahaha?

[She is joking, right? There's no way that's her plan.

He's waiting for the real plan.]
littlelikeroses: (01)

[personal profile] littlelikeroses 2022-01-22 10:17 pm (UTC)(link)
Yeah! And I'm going to say that when it's defeated.

And then we'll have a huge party!
undermoonlight: (166)

[personal profile] undermoonlight 2022-01-25 07:44 am (UTC)(link)
Uhhh... What if you skipped right to the party..?
littlelikeroses: (08)

[personal profile] littlelikeroses 2022-01-26 10:44 pm (UTC)(link)
But the snakey could hurt someone if we don't take care of it!
undermoonlight: (61)

[personal profile] undermoonlight 2022-01-27 04:17 am (UTC)(link)
[And that someone could be you..!]

Uhh, well... Okay! What if. Instead of fighting it, why don't you, uh... Tell people... to avoid it? You could hang out flyers..? Knowledge is power?
littlelikeroses: (13)

[personal profile] littlelikeroses 2022-01-31 02:17 am (UTC)(link)
...What if we did both?

Hung flyers up until we find it?