YES. IN MY DEFENSE, THEY WERE GIANT FUCKING IDIOTS.
THERE IS ONLY SO MUCH I CAN DO TO PREVENT PEOPLE FROM MAKING AWFUL DECISIONS. LIKE, THAT PART WASN'T *MY* FAULT. IT'S LIKE GETTING PISSED AT SOMEONE WHO WAS LIKE, "HEY DUDE, I JUST PUT A BUNCH OF LANDMINES OVER THERE, JUST TO WARN YOU." AND THEN THEY GO OVER THERE AND GET SHELLSHOCKED WHEN THEY SET ONE OFF AND THE REST GO OFF. SUDDENLY THEY ARE WITHOUT ANY LIMBS AND THEY ARE LIKE "THAT SON OF A BITCH PUT A BUNCH OF LANDMINES OVER HERE! HOW DARE HE!"
LIKE OH WOW I'M SO SORRY YOU DID NOT RESPECT MY WARNING. SOMETIMES IT'S JUST SURVIVAL OF THE FITTEST AND OTHER TIMES IT'S SURVIVAL OF THE SMARTEST. I CAN'T CONTROL PEOPLE BEING IDIOTS. I WAS TEACHING A LESSON.
I DIGRESS.
WELL.
OKAY, SO SOME PEOPLE FOUND MY TONE TO BE CONDESCENDING AND MY APOLOGY USELESS. BUT I THINK I PATCHED UP SOME RELATIONSHIPS WITH THE PEOPLE AFFECTED MOST BY MY SCREW-UP. WHICH IS ALL THAT REALLY MATTERS. LIKE, I WAS APOLOGIZING TO THEM SPECIFICALLY, NOT THE GENERAL CITY. SO I DON'T CARE IF SHARON FUCKING WHATEVER HER FACE IS SAYS SHE DOESN'T ACCEPT MY APOLOGY. LIKE, SHUT THE FUCK UP SHARON. I DIDN'T DO IT TO *YOU* SO GET OFF MY BULGE, DAMN, BITCH.
(Sorry, Sasuke. Karkat literally never shuts up!! But also is he wrong? He doesn't think he's wrong.)
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YES. IN MY DEFENSE, THEY WERE GIANT FUCKING IDIOTS.
THERE IS ONLY SO MUCH I CAN DO TO PREVENT PEOPLE FROM MAKING AWFUL DECISIONS. LIKE, THAT PART WASN'T *MY* FAULT. IT'S LIKE GETTING PISSED AT SOMEONE WHO WAS LIKE, "HEY DUDE, I JUST PUT A BUNCH OF LANDMINES OVER THERE, JUST TO WARN YOU." AND THEN THEY GO OVER THERE AND GET SHELLSHOCKED WHEN THEY SET ONE OFF AND THE REST GO OFF. SUDDENLY THEY ARE WITHOUT ANY LIMBS AND THEY ARE LIKE "THAT SON OF A BITCH PUT A BUNCH OF LANDMINES OVER HERE! HOW DARE HE!"
LIKE OH WOW I'M SO SORRY YOU DID NOT RESPECT MY WARNING. SOMETIMES IT'S JUST SURVIVAL OF THE FITTEST AND OTHER TIMES IT'S SURVIVAL OF THE SMARTEST. I CAN'T CONTROL PEOPLE BEING IDIOTS. I WAS TEACHING A LESSON.
I DIGRESS.
WELL.
OKAY, SO SOME PEOPLE FOUND MY TONE TO BE CONDESCENDING AND MY APOLOGY USELESS. BUT I THINK I PATCHED UP SOME RELATIONSHIPS WITH THE PEOPLE AFFECTED MOST BY MY SCREW-UP. WHICH IS ALL THAT REALLY MATTERS. LIKE, I WAS APOLOGIZING TO THEM SPECIFICALLY, NOT THE GENERAL CITY. SO I DON'T CARE IF SHARON FUCKING WHATEVER HER FACE IS SAYS SHE DOESN'T ACCEPT MY APOLOGY. LIKE, SHUT THE FUCK UP SHARON. I DIDN'T DO IT TO *YOU* SO GET OFF MY BULGE, DAMN, BITCH.
(Sorry, Sasuke. Karkat literally never shuts up!! But also is he wrong? He doesn't think he's wrong.)