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[sanctuarymoon]

[ Murderbot has been settling in, if by settling in you mean sitting in a dark corner watching multiverse television with occasional forays into attempting to hack the network. The latter has already started backfiring, because this message was not meant to be posted publicly. ]

I can't believe this. Do you know how hard you hyped this publication to me? You directly implied this would be equal trade for Sanctuary Moon (I know it's slow for the first 89 episodes but then the first arc where the Colony Solicitor begins to investigate the death of the Terraforming Supervisor really kicks off). (Also if you just want to see characters have sex, there's plenty of that in the second half of Season 11 all the way through Season 22, I would know because I spent so much fucking time fast-forwarding to get to the arc with the secret clone babies.)

Frontline Titties of the Fifth doesn't even have a plot.

Comments

un: portopia1983

[forwantofahorse]

...first of all, er, my apologies but you appear to have posted this publicly.

Second of all, color me curious about this Sanctuary Moon business. I've always been fond of mystery shows... have you watched any Columbo, perchance?

text; un: A.

[fabrications]

That sounds like the sort of publication where you should have assumed there was no plot right from the start.

text| un: perell 🐸

[frogiturgy]

Rin, check your message settings.

Sanctuary Moon sounds like intriguing business, but the second title sounds like it belongs on the shelves next to Love and Lust.

Preferably out of the reach of small people.

un: boneadept;

[necrosaint]

Thank you.

text; un: LSKennedy

[makingthetime]

How many episodes are there in one season of Sanctuary Moon if it takes 89 episodes to really get going?

Also, with a name like “Frontline Titties of the Fifth” I feel like the lack of plot was probably obvious from the get-go.

Text UN: ClickClickBloom

[onekindsoul]

I HAVE SO MANY QUESTIONS ABOUT SO MANY THINGS!

Text, UN: Willow

[frogfear]

I think you meant to send this to someone privately? Also, if something takes 89 episodes to start to get good? Most people are probably going to lose interest way before that.

text; un: brazier

[holyjudgmental]

Remove this filth at once.

[text | un: seeingeyefox]

[auralaura]

89 episodes is too long. 5 and done.

un: eudaimonikos; text

[eudaimonikos]

Why do they always have to put sex scenes in everything? Nobody wants to see that!

[almost certainly untrue but go off]

[sanctuarymoon]

For some reason, I had hope. Even if I had to spend the whole thing skimming, there might have been SOMETHING of worth.

There wasn't.

[sanctuarymoon]

Not sure what I'm being thanked for, but at least someone agrees.

[sanctuarymoon]

I didn't intend to post it publicly.

Frankly everyone should be grateful I'm not sharing the content itself.

[sanctuarymoon]

If you have no attention span, I guess.

Anyway the early seasons ARE good, just not as action-packed.

[holyjudgmental]

A small mercy!

Where did you even obtain such things? Is this what is kept at that bird-riddled scriptorium?

[sanctuarymoon]

Glad I'm not the only one who thinks so. Every piece of media wastes so much time on it.

un: jk21a

[hearuthinking]

Rin, that second one is porn.

[sanctuarymoon]

It wasn't meant to be public. This network is... special.

And it's a perfectly good show in the early seasons, but it only really starts to heat up after the first few arcs.

[sanctuarymoon]

The second one isn't exactly my recommendation. Someone here insisted it would be worth looking at.

It's not.

But I definitely recommend Sanctuary Moon.

[sanctuarymoon]

There is nothing wrong with the early seasons. It's just a different and equally valid style of drama pacing.

I know I shouldn't have hoped for much, but I thought there could be some redeeming element. There really isn't.

Re: un: portopia1983

[sanctuarymoon]

Yeah, all the responses criticizing my taste clued me in. Thanks.

I haven't seen Columbo, but I could use some new media that has appeal beyond the amount of bare skin on display. Or unhygienic things done with skeletons.

[sanctuarymoon]

[ Cool. Great. It's this human again. ]

This has nothing to do with Penny Polendina. Does that answer some of them?

[sanctuarymoon]

Yeah, I figured that out. Thanks.

This means it is deeply boring to me.

And now I'm stuck with an actual, physical, made-of-processed-plant-matter copy, which apparently the network doesn't intend to let me live down.

[sanctuarymoon]

Somebody gave it to me. Not somebody shaped like a bird.

Actually, I've never met them in person, so for all I know they ARE shaped like a bird.

Whether they are a bird or a squid, I officially disagree with their taste in sexually explicit material involving skeletons.

[hearuthinking]

You mean a book? Or is it a magazine?

Who the fuck gave you porn anyway?