[ Murderbot has been settling in, if by settling in you mean sitting in a dark corner watching multiverse television with occasional forays into attempting to hack the network. The latter has already started backfiring, because this message was not meant to be posted publicly. ]
I can't believe this. Do you know how hard you hyped this publication to me? You directly implied this would be equal trade for Sanctuary Moon (I know it's slow for the first 89 episodes but then the first arc where the Colony Solicitor begins to investigate the death of the Terraforming Supervisor really kicks off). (Also if you just want to see characters have sex, there's plenty of that in the second half of Season 11 all the way through Season 22, I would know because I spent so much fucking time fast-forwarding to get to the arc with the secret clone babies.)
Frontline Titties of the Fifth doesn't even have a plot.