Deer Country Network

[The video begins with Makoto, who is currently almost glowing with how happy she seems, the expression making her seem much more feminine and softer than usual. The light blush on her cheeks and a smile that almost hid those green eyes.]

Hey guys, I know there have been a lot of things going on lately... And few other of these. But we have an announcement for everyone as well, Usagi and I.

[Makoto took a small step back to allow Usagi to step in and speak, after all she was the one that most of them would know.

Usagi steps forward, smiling brightly, she gives Makoto’s a hand a small squeeze. Usagi wastes no time and waves wildly to the Omni while still holding Makoto’s hand with the other.]

WE’RE GETTING MARRIED!

Yes! Mako-chan and I are getting married!

We’re planning on having the wedding in June so we can both be June brides. And we’re thinking about a traditional ceremony.

We’ve got a cake all ready to go! And the dresses. We’re doing a traditional Western wedding.

We just wanted to make sure that all of her friends knew, and we’ll send out invitations soon. And don’t worry about gifts or anything, having you there will be enough.

That all of our friends knew!

Oh... and one last eensy weensy itsy bitsy tiny little thing. [Usagi is all smiles and then it drops as she becomes very serious.]

If you ruin this for Mako-chan who has wished to be a bride, if you try in any shape or form to make this anything less than the best day for her, I will make you regret existing. [She’s immediately back to smiling brightly.] BUT! I KNOW THAT WON’T HAPPEN!

Isn’t that supposed to be my line? But yeah invitations will be out soon.



(OOC: Makoto is in green and Usagi is in blue. Replies will come from both girls. )

[Maul's posts as of late had been a bit more lighthearted as he tried to set up his brother on a date and spoke of a memetastic grumpy batcat. But he'd been waiting for this day to come and so his face was as grim as if he was at a funeral during this post. His followers had been on the alert, watching for the signs, and had come to tell him that what he'd feared most had come to pass: Sidious was back at full strength and starting to possess people again in Trench. He couldn't put it off any longer. He had to warn people of what was coming.]

I come to you with the gravest of news. My former master, Darth Sidious, also known as Emperor Sheev Palpatine to some, has arrived in Trench. Many of you already know what that means, either through viewing my memories or listening to me talk about him. For those who do not, he was the man who raised me and turned me into....this. [The one word encompasses all of Maul, his psychopathic personality, the anger and pain he'd held onto for so long, his life being completely ruined by his master, getting turned from a person into a weapon and now spending the rest of his life trying to heal from that.] If you think I am dangerous, he is ten times as worse. He is pure evil. There is no reasoning with him, no way to appeal to any goodness that might reside within him, for he has none. All he has ever wanted in life is to gain power and he doesn't care how many people he must hurt or kill in order to do that. He's destroyed entire planets and every living thing that resided on them in order to do so. A city full of people is nothing to him if he wants to ascend to ultimate power.

Only his spirit has arrived rather than his physical body, so he is currently traveling from one body to the next as he tries to find a form he can take over for good. I have yet to discover a permanent way to banish him but I am open to suggestions. In the meantime, take whatever precautions you must in order to protect yourself and others. Trust me when I say if death is the only option, we must take it. You cannot afford to give him a chance, for he will brutally kill you if you give him one. Better to kill someone then allow him to remain and tear Trench apart at his whim.

His eyes look like this. [Maul closed his for a moment and channeled all the old anger he felt towards his master. When he reopened them, they had changed from the grey-brown color they had been holding steady as for the past three months and were back to the Sith yellow color they had remained for so many years.] They remain that color no matter who or what he is possessing, so it is a way to track whose form he is in. Please let me know if you spot a person or monster that has those eyes and I will deal with it.

[That euphemism of course meant that he would kill Sidious if he had to. Maul had gone over a year without killing anyone in Trench but he knew he couldn't afford to use kid gloves on his master. He'd need to be brutal and swift. He went to turn off the Omni and then paused, remembering one last thing he wanted to say.]

Oh, and Anakin? --The annoying whiny older one that is, not the annoying weird younger one-- if you try to interfere with this? I will stop you. That's not up for negotiation or debate. I'll kill you if I have to and keep you as a squid in the ocean to keep your idiotic devotion to this man from causing this situation to get worse. That is all.

[Then he does go and turn off the Omni for good this time.]

[OOC: This is the kickoff post for the Palpatine in Trench player plot! Feel free to interact with Maul, threadjack others to talk with them, or just head straight over to the log post to get started. As a reminder, Maul doesn't necessarily need to be involved in exorcising an NPC or character if you just want to do to something among two of you.]

Okay, so everyone knows the lamp network is in the shitter right now, and in case anyone missed it, we got truck rides.

[have a link of free promotion from a coworker! kind of!]

Hit them up if you want to stay safe. But. I'm doing rides, too, only I don't have a truck. It's piggyback or princess carry, bring your own helmet and maybe close your eyes if you're afraid of heights.

[fang will also provide rides that are less ...risky.]

[Lexi's in the bookstore, her batcats frolicking at the ends of their leashes and Mewdemic on her lap.

Lexi and Mewdemic may be wearing matching crocheted hats.

and she looks eager]

Okay, everybody! I've been talking about doing this for ages, so I figure that this might be a good time to go ahead and do it!

That's right, I'm talking Bad Movie Night! The only problem is that there are so many bad movies that I didn't want to make it only my decision about which bad movie reigns supreme. So that's where everyone else comes in.

What's the worst movie you've ever seen in your entire life? Preferably PG-13, I want this to be a Trench-wide event and I know we've got kids. Also, that disqualifies The Room, a truly shitty movie, but no one needs to have Tommy Wiseau's...anything inflicted upon them.

So, go go go! Let's hear about these shitty movies and why you think it deserves center stage on Bad Movie Night!

((OOC: Bad Movie Night log will go up on the 14th))

[Vira-Lorr was in the Luminarium, getting the last transfusions to deal with her little ... problem, thanks to Riteior. It was, as always, something of a process. But the fact that it was one of the attendants that she knew through Albert was what prompted this message. She knew that he kept to himself mostly, but given his tendency to remain in the background and out of the limelight, she did want to make sure that those who knew him would be aware in advance.]

For those who have not been made aware, and were receiving treatment from Dr Adrian Winters, formerly known as Albert Wesker, he has returned to the ocean. I know that he was of assistance to a few of us through the Luminarium, and one of my research partners. So, it seemed best to make sure that you were made aware.

I don't think that he would want a great deal of fuss made in his departure. He was a curious man in his way. But, all the same, I will miss his perspective.

To those who were at all concerned? I believe I have compiled his notes and mine on the Antidote experiments, and should be able to proceed with a refined mix next month. Also, are any of you members of the Blood Ministers? I find myself in need of a physician who I can trust and, while I appreciate the people of Trench, I still have some lingering paranoia.

Uhm, hi . . . My name is Ahiru.

I'm looking for someone. His name is Fakir. I . . . can't seem to find him? And I don't know where he is. Maybe someone can help me look?

He looks like this.

[ she holds up a picture. clearly a perfect artist's rendition of fakir. ]



He also scowls a lot and looks like he's bored, but he's very nice actually! He's a ballet dancer and uhm . . . [ ahiru fiddles with her dress. ] . . . I just want to make sure he's okay.

alright my lil raptors!!! its ur fav person in the whole world w/ a few announcements!

and theyre pretty important so u better read up or there will be consequences!

( what's a raptor? don't worry, it's just a chicken from her world. she is basically calling all of you chickens.)

1. theres a girl here named chizuru. her un is lookingforshinsengumi for the record. shes my girl now so dont mess w/ her unless u want to watch ur step from when u wake up till u sleep!! if that doesnt get u, then be careful what u shove in ur mouth. u might burn it off!! 🔥 😊😊😊

2. id talk about the crazy ppl under trench but someone is already screaming about it so i dont have to!!!! good thing too so i can make room for more important matters.

3. THE CLINK N CLANK IS NOW OPEN!!! 💣💥💣💥💣💥💣💥💣💥💣💥💣💥💣💥

and whats the clink n clank? GLAD U ASKED EVERYONE!!

the clink n clank is the newest and the bestest shop here in trench. run by yours truly. i will make shit, repair shit, and im selling shit.

meaning weapons.

ill also break in any lock places u want me to do. i can repair other stuff too and make keys! im not free every day tho. a girls got a life u know. SO IF URE INTERESTED!!! just contact my other un CLINX!!!

guesssss thats it! dont get swallowed up down w/ the crazies!

[Vira-Lorr was not doing well. On the surface, it wasn't going to be obvious. The omni showed her on the shoreline of Trench, bundled up and watching out to the iceflows of the winter. There were, in the background, greeters tending to the last steps of the arrivals. The beasts from the ocean weren't breaking out of the ice right now, and it was past the usual time for sleepers to wash up, so the winter festivities were being closed up. Everything was safe. She just looked like she was finishing up a vigil. Anyone who knew her knew that she did this every month. She was usually waiting for a few people in particular. She just ... didn't publicize it like this.

Her eyes were rimmed red. It was clear that she'd been crying, but she wasn't doing it currently. Instead, she was smiling, though it was a distant and pained thing. One hand reached up to rest on her shoulder, to feel where the mark had been placed.]

I... don't need to tell some of you this. You will know. You always do. This is for other people in town who might care.

[Usagi would know. She didn't name Serenity, but she knew that she would know that a Senshi had departed, and if she knew then Makoto and Hotaru would know very quickly afterwards. Either by connection, or being told. This message wasn't specifically to tell them that Venus had gone home, though she would appreciate hearing from her friends. It was for the ones who weren't connected like they had been, like she had been.]

My wife, Minako Aino, is fine. She has safely returned to the sea. I felt the distance as it progressed, and ... I know that nothing caught her amongst the monsters below. She's safe. She will be safe in her home. I ... I want all of you who care about her to be certain of that.

[Her lips quivered a little and she sighed. She'd dealt with this before. How many people had she lost since the nightmares? How many had she tried to love? To get close to? Only to lose them too. She'd lost Minako twice now this way. She could handle it. Yet, this time was different. In so many ways it was different because deep down, she knew there was a chance Minako did not remember her where she was going. Usagi, Makoto, Hotaru, they would be reunited one day, but they might all forget her. It hurt.]

I'm fin... no, I'm not. I'm not going to lie. I'm not fine. My wife is gone, and I will come back every month to see if she returns to me, to us. I'm a patient woman. People have come back to me before. I have centuries to wait. My race gives me that luxury. but today hurts. A lot.

[There was a momentary pause and she sighed.]

I could probably use some company over the next few days. I'll be running the shop to help get my mind off of it, so if you need a reading, I just won't be a hundred percent is all. I've been very moody lately. Not sure why, but this is not helping.

( this little recording takes place between the misfire adventure argument she had with her sister, vi, but before the sleep farm hell grounds. the first thing one will notice is the girl's hair. it's blue, naturally but there are some red streaks along the locks. if anyone knows of jinx personally or face to face, at least, this means she is somewhat in a huffy mood.

but despite this, she is smiling but in a smug sort of way as she tilts her omni upward, so anyone watching can get a bird's eye view of her. it seems she is outside, AT FARTHER SHORES, to be exact. and maybe this time around, jinx will finally make an announcement or do something on the network that isn't chaotic. )

Hiya, hiya! Didya miss me? 'Course you did. 'Cuz not havin' your local "The Loose Cannon" around to excite your days will just be a set up for dullsville. And who wanna live like that?

( wiggling her eyebrows and clicking her tongue, she resumes on. )

I'm on my way to dive into the ocean! ( she raises up her free arm to let it transform itself into a squid tentacle to do a brief "the worm" motion.)

I had a BLAST idea that maaaaaybe there's somethin' I really need and it's at the bottom. So I'm gonna swim for it.

( her arm resorts back to its natural state with an amusing hum in her throat. there's a slight skip-glitch in the video, but it's fine. we're fine. )

But! — Before I do that, there's a lil' game I gotta finish for a friend. And I need a volunteer for it. So...

( jinx lowers the omni so those can get a better look of her. the grin on her widens but with so much mischievous play in it. )

Who wants to make out with me? ( she giggles then before raises up an index. )

Before all of you jump, I got a few requirements. One. You gotta be the right age for this. I'm eighteen so... figure it out. Two. I swing both ways, all the more lovin', right?

Three? If you DON'T blow my mind like I'll blow yours, I'll hang you up to dry.

( what... does that even mean? she won't tell. )

So when you're ready — ♪ Baby, come get it! ♪

( and now suddenly singing: )

♪ I want you to be my entertainment. No, no, no. Don't keep me waitin'! ♪

Um. I think I've learned how to use my Darkblood powers.

The only question now is how do I turn them off?!

[Nosferatmew and Mewnos: The Paws of Fate float on past the screen, each batcat not flapping its wings as a variety of other things in Lexi's bedroom float past Lexi, the batcats completely chill.

the batcats along with everything else in her bedroom, the remnants of a cocoon visible on the bed]

Looking for people who can also help me test the rest of my abilities, too. If not, I'll be back in the Satellite of Love tomorrow!

[Lexi is standing behind the counter of what's clearly a used books and comics store with a wide grin on her face]

Okay, everybody! I'd like to officially welcome you to the Satellite of Love Used Books and Comics! While you're here, please give your best to Nosferatmew and Mewnos: The Paws of Fate, our batcat mascots. Don't worry, both of them have been trained to be very polite and don't assume everyone's a nom-nom!

I look forward to seeing you here!

[Private to Luz]

We did it! We really did it!

[The video starts in Disaster House, so there's quite the odd assortment of skulls, weaponry and nick-knacks that are obviously visible in the background. Reaper was just putting the finishing touches on a braid for Ahiru's hair, adding a bright yellow bow to the end of it which matched her yellow dress that she wore.

She was seated and he seemed to loom over her sunny self like a dark shadow, but unlike other times he might make a network appearance, he was issuing a low growling hum of a tune as he finished setting the scene that he decided was best.

Wraith, who was recording early on purpose, finally made a low sonorous cry to announce that things were under way.

Reaper looked up from where he was fussing a bit with some of her hair that defied gravity and immediately crossed his arms over his chest to be menacing. He also made certain to send Wraith a scathing look before he was clearing his throat in a raspy growl.]

I’m cooking you the next time you record without a cue, Wraith. [He forced himself to relax.] Are you ready, Ahiru?

[She shifted in her seat, smiling at the peacock and giving an awkward little wave at the Omen.] I-I think so, Mr. Reaper. If you’re sure…

[He set his gloved hands on her shoulders lightly, but anyone else might see the gesture as menacing or maybe just overprotective. He’d promised he’d do this, and now he had worked himself up to just getting to it.] Greetings, Sleepers. Many of you know young Ahiru here, and if you don’t, well, consider this an introduction. Don’t get ideas about hurting her because I will remove your skin with a grapefruit spoon….

[Ahiru stared with a twitching brow, patting his hand lightly.] Mr. Reaper…

Ah. Right, to the crux of this post. Ahiru is seeking love in these parts, as she should. If anyone considers themselves worthy enough to take her for a nice gallivant, step up now. [He pointed an accusing finger.] The rules are: she must be home by nine. She must be unscathed. She must be happy. If any of you dare bring her home unhappy, there will be consequences. [Another pointed finger at the Omen recording.] And keep your hands in your pockets, gentlemen. This is for love not a touchy-feely opportunity

[Ahiru has started that awkward kind of laugh that kids get when their parents are embarrassing them, now avoiding looking at Wraith. Soon enough, Ahiru begins to fidget for a moment before looking at the camera with a smile.] Uhm, this is just — I mean, hi! My name is Ahiru. I practice ballet. I like music and uhm . . . bread! I'm also kind of a duck really, but I'm also a girl and maybe we could . . . spend time together? [She sneaks a glance at Reaper, a little emboldened.] But I have to be back by nine!

[Reaper issued a low chuckle and patted her lightly on the head. It was as close to fondness he might show anyone publicly.] As the lady says. Don’t be shy… [He ends his part with a dangerous laugh.]



[OOC: Reaper is in red & Ahiru is in yellow. One or both of them may reply to comments.]

(OOC: Vira-Lorr is purple and Minako is blue)

[The Video feed started with Vira-Lorr and Minako Aino in Vira-Lorr's living room. It was small, just a bit cozy and currently the three-eyed seer was draped up close to her fiance, positively beaming as she started the post off.

Below, at the bottom of the screen? The words appeared in a text format. Vira-Lorr had suggested it, in case any of the palebloods they knew might have lost their hearing.]

Hello everyone. After a few things we noticed, Minako and I decided to nudge up the date of our wedding just a teensy bit. We just can't trust Trench to behave itself, so we dare not risk October and ... well, I think a few of you might have noticed some problems with some of your senses. So we wanted to make sure nothing else happened beforehand. Just in case. Minako, do you want to tell them?

[Minako currently was showing like she hadn't had any sense missing whatsoever, but that was far from the fact. It just helped with the other being close to her to know where she was and where to turn to. Doesn't mean she knows which way she is meant to be facing though. She could take a guess based on body position though. So currently she was looking over to her fiancee briefly.]

I thought we were going to announce together? Though if you want me to say it I will be more than happy to. You know I love a good announcement after all.

[The fact that she was in this state worried Vira-Lorr a little. She'd been without senses in the past, so she could only imagine what Minako was dealing with right then. Still, it made her feel a lot better that she was able to smile like this. Grinning over at her, she rested her forehead against the other to help guide her facing when she turned it a little with a gentle nudge towards the camera.]

You tell them the big news, and I'll tell them the date and place. That way we're sharing the fun.

[Minako felt like she had said something about it a couple months back, but then again even if she had she just enjoys being able to say it honestly. Mostly because it had never been something she had ever expected.

Bright and bubbly as ever Minako through a couple of misses managed to clap her hands together finally.]

Okay~! As I might have mentioned a while back there is a super special romantic day that isn't Valentine's Day happening. A wedding~ Vira's and mine to be exact.

[She did her part at least and the smile honestly wasn't going to be leaving her face anytime soon.]

That's right. And, well thanks to some recent wiggles? We decided to give it a week and not chance waiting longer. October's October, and we're not sure what the rest of the month may bring. So, we're setting the date for the Ninth of Never Mind's month. So, the ninth of this month!

[She reached back and coughed, her cheeks coloring a little as she smiled in a very self-aware sort of way. She knew that she'd wanted a little more time for folks like Usagi and Makoto to fuss, but this month was already shaping up... safe, but odd and they were hoping that Minako's eyesight would clear up by next week.]

We know it's a little last minute. But here in Trench, you never know what could come. At least none of us have to travel abroad, so we have all week right? And of course, you're all invited! Am I forgetting anything, dear?

[Uh... location, Vira-Lorr? You might want to tell them WHERE this is going to be? Minako chuckled slightly.]

You forgot the most important thing that needs to be mentioned. Venue. Where it will be taking place, which is at your place because my place is too small.

[Which was pretty much everything that she was aware of.]

I hope to be able to see everyone in such a special moment.

Oh yes, of course! We'll be hosting it out back, weather permitting. We hope to see all of you there!

(OOC: Replies can come from both Minako and/or Vira-Lorr! Minako will be blind during this post, so expect Audio replies. We'll post the Log of the event up on Sept 9th!)

So for those not in the know, our house burned down last month.

[ What a way to open a post, right. And yet Ange manages to say it with something very close to a pokerface. Those who know her well may see something at its edges though. An annoyance that starts to bleed more and more into the girl's tone as she speaks on. ]

And not in the 'dumb accident' sense. No, it's because apparently it's socially acceptable in this place to come to someone's house and set it on fire, before bringing your friends inside to start murdering its inhabitants. [ Okay, yes. At this point it's not thiny veiled annoyance anymore. This is obvious annoyance that she doesn't bother to hide. ] And before anyone asks me if I'm alright— I'm fine. Totally fine. I mean, I half-turned into a beast back there, but it's clearly cool. It's fine.

[ It's clearly not fine. The sarcasm is thick.

Though Ange seems to realise that's not why she was supposed to make this message, and manages to snap herself out of passive-aggressive-ville for just long enough to sigh and sound a little bit more neutral as she speaks on. ]

Anyway, we want to rebuild the house, but that's obviously something we need help with. None of us are exactly architects.. I think. I've learned to not question weird Remnant hobbies. [ You never know what those Remnant people are capable of. ] Not to mention we'd need help with the actual physical rebuilding itself too.

We could use help from a lot of people, so if anyone would be willing to help, that'd be great.

[vi sends a text to just about anyone she's ever spoken with that she would reasonably (or questionably) know to have a username for. it could even go to a few unintended recipients. that's totally possible.]

[intentionally sent to: sansa, viktor, falco, shoyo, palamedes, bakugou, adaine, carver, d, sato, chizuru, saeri, rose, qrow, luz, makoto, ruby, johnny, jun, lazarus, allen, manabu, neo, gideon nav, neopolitan, manabu.

could somehow have gone to: mercymorn/woe.
would probably have doublechecked that it didn't go to: silco, but i'm not saying it didn't. networks are sometimes glitchy and some people like to say she has fat hands.]

ok so theres someone looking for "all of the media" and theyre doing something cool in cellar door. send all your:
song
poetry
book
video
art??

and other suggestions to rin @ here. let's make this awesome.

[It took...a while for Ochako to find the courage to really start acting like herself again after all of what happened in July. Thankfully, she has some amazing friends, an absolutely wonderful boyfriend that she would do anything for, and is as resilient as she is stubborn. Moping about and feeling remorseful will get her nothing, she has to act if she wants things to get better, so this is exactly what she's doing today, despite how she's still very nervous and really, really ashamed still. The things she did and said, the people she hurt, the one she killed... That's going to weigh heavy on her for much longer than just a month. But the first step to growing and moving on is to address and confront it. To apologize.

So the video opens up with Ochako sitting in presumably her living room, which...anyone who knows her, or has been to her and Bakugou's home before, will notice is different. Different wall colors, different arrangement of furniture, just...overall different. But she makes no note of that. Instead, she just puts on a sheepish smile to the camera and bows lightly.]

Ehehe...hello, everyone. It's been a while since I posted to the network, ne? S-Some here in Trench might know me, but I bet a lot of others don't. My name is Uraraka--...um! O-Or Ochako, if you're from the Western hemisphere of Earth. [She rubs the back of her head, mussing up her hair a little. Anyone who knows her would know, again, this is a nervous tic Ochako has. She clears her throat and laughs awkwardly.] Last month was, eeh...p-pretty crazy, huh? I know I went, um...pretty crazy. Myself.

[Her smile falls, and so does her hand in her hair, settling into her lap as Ochako sighs. She then sets her omni down on the floor she's kneeling on, looking rather somber all of a sudden as she takes a deep breath in and out, as if preparing herself.]

It's true it wasn't really me, that it was all part of The Reckoning's...stuff, but. That doesn't mean it didn't happen, and I couldn't have tried harder to fight it. Neither does it make anything better, because it was still my body, my voice, that did and said all those things. So, I just...I--

I want to apologize. To everyone I hurt in some way. I am...deeply sorry, for everything.

[She gazes downward, and then bows as low as she can, a full dogeza. Ochako said nasty things, physically and emotionally hurt people she considers very friends. She even went and killed someone in cold blood at some point, among other things. She can still see the blood, hear the breaking of a neck, the splatter of a body on hard ground... Those thing's can't be erased, but she can at least admit they happened, and apologize for them. It's the first thing to do before she starts trying to make amends for it.

She rises, just for a moment, before bowing back down again.]

And to those that helped me overcome...thank you. Even if it was just for a moment, you really saved me. I'm grateful.

CW: Violence against a teen, past child abuse and neglect

( The fairest of them all was certainly not looking that way today. )

This is general alert to all those in Hamlet Crossing or anyone in the vicinity of Cassandra!

I was just alerted to what looks like an old-fashioned witch burning. You know, with the whole torches and pitch forks and screaming mobs and such. I didn't think that was possible since almost all of us seem to mostly have some kind of magic, but it's happening to a fellow Sleeper!

I know him too: he looks like Vyng, a Sleeper I've met before. I'm staying hidden for the moment so I can try and find out more how I can help, but I won't be for long.

If you want to meet up and help somehow, it will be greatly appreciated! It looks pretty dangerous though, so keep that in mind, and be ready to have to fight out a pretty bloodthirsty bunch.

Also, if you really, really have a problem with fire, you might want to sit this one out. That is all!

My mother, Rose Da Silva, has returned to the ocean. I know she was close to a lot of people here and I thought it was important to let everyone know.

[ She hadn’t wanted to tell anyone, truth be told, but she knew she couldn’t selfishly hold onto the information when Rose knew and cared about so many people in this place and vice versa. But even this small amount of public acknowledgment cuts her to the bone. ]

ok so
I know we're all on edge here (understatement of the fucking YEAR I know) so I'm just gonna come right out and say this
if you need to stay somewhere safe for a while come to Turtle Cove, just follow the painted turtles whenever and stay as long as you need
consider the clinic safe ground
if anybody starts a fight I'm gonna throw them out on their ass, if you want to start some shit because of this whole shitstorm, take it outside the premises
also you have to laugh at my jokes bc my ego is fragile under high stress doncha know

[It's not, but he's got to lighten the mood somewhat on this otherwise serious post.]

btw if you see a big-ass direwolf patrolling the grounds give her a big juicy steak she deserves it