(VIDEO) — UN: BOMBSHELL (+18)

[opheliac]

( this little recording takes place between the misfire adventure argument she had with her sister, vi, but before the sleep farm hell grounds. the first thing one will notice is the girl's hair. it's blue, naturally but there are some red streaks along the locks. if anyone knows of jinx personally or face to face, at least, this means she is somewhat in a huffy mood.

but despite this, she is smiling but in a smug sort of way as she tilts her omni upward, so anyone watching can get a bird's eye view of her. it seems she is outside, AT FARTHER SHORES, to be exact. and maybe this time around, jinx will finally make an announcement or do something on the network that isn't chaotic. )

Hiya, hiya! Didya miss me? 'Course you did. 'Cuz not havin' your local "The Loose Cannon" around to excite your days will just be a set up for dullsville. And who wanna live like that?

( wiggling her eyebrows and clicking her tongue, she resumes on. )

I'm on my way to dive into the ocean! ( she raises up her free arm to let it transform itself into a squid tentacle to do a brief "the worm" motion.)

I had a BLAST idea that maaaaaybe there's somethin' I really need and it's at the bottom. So I'm gonna swim for it.

( her arm resorts back to its natural state with an amusing hum in her throat. there's a slight skip-glitch in the video, but it's fine. we're fine. )

But! — Before I do that, there's a lil' game I gotta finish for a friend. And I need a volunteer for it. So...

( jinx lowers the omni so those can get a better look of her. the grin on her widens but with so much mischievous play in it. )

Who wants to make out with me? ( she giggles then before raises up an index. )

Before all of you jump, I got a few requirements. One. You gotta be the right age for this. I'm eighteen so... figure it out. Two. I swing both ways, all the more lovin', right?

Three? If you DON'T blow my mind like I'll blow yours, I'll hang you up to dry.

( what... does that even mean? she won't tell. )

So when you're ready — ♪ Baby, come get it! ♪

( and now suddenly singing: )

♪ I want you to be my entertainment. No, no, no. Don't keep me waitin'! ♪

Comments

Text; un: Reaper

[no_reload]

Oh to be so young, brash and stupid. Don't contract mouth herpes as I'm sure there's more than one awful version in this place beyond cold sores.

I'm not volunteering, but I need more details on what you're actually looking for? You could have a line up around the block at this rate, and I'm in the mood for removing a few unwanted kneecaps.

( TXT; UN: PIXIE NIGHTMARE)

[opheliac]

u know ure prob right. i AM a hot killer.

( that has many meanings. )

im not going to get THAT btw.
i just need ONE person.
im not kissing a million.

( but then, she thinks over this. half of the reason she is doing this is to get back on her sister. jinx is aiming to rub her the wrong way so. )

actually. i changed my mind.
i might kiss other ppl.

[no_reload]

I am usually right, yes. And hot killer and killer hot are two distinct ways of talking, and I think you actually mean the first one.

See, recklessness always wins, especially with underlying motivation to make you even more daring.

So. What kind of person turns your crank? Taller, shorter, long hair, short hair, strong building, reedy, caretaker or free spirit? Give uncle Reaper the deets.

audio | un: sds

[fogsong]

I cannot believe you're actually going through with this.

( VOICE; UN: JINX IS A MINX )

[opheliac]

Whaddya mean? You wanted to know, right? So here I am!!

[fogsong]

Please, you're curious, too. [ outing her like this, jinx! for everyone to see! huff puff! ] But I also told you to forget about it!

private: voice: un: vi

[faceblocks]

You did this?

[she doesn't sound mad. just ...surprised. also like there's a verbal facepalm.]

private

[fogsong]

Okay, so… [ that is the sound of some guilty as charged ] I might be responsible for sparking the idea.

We were chatting and I told her I’d never made out with anyone before and she confessed that she hadn’t either and one thing led to another!

Video; UN: Cuddlebunny

[lightthedarkness]

[There is.... so much to unpack here.]

How does making out with you relate to diving into the ocean, exactly? [Is this a breath-holding thing?]

( VIDEO; UN: BOMBSHELL )

[opheliac]

It doesn't! These are two different things that I'm doing.

Video; un: hottopicgoth

[survivalthroughhate]

Ah, the forward approach. I suppose that's one way to get results.

[Maul definitely looks a little amused at the situation. Jinx is nuts which means it's never a dull day when she posts a video.]

[opheliac]

What's a... "hottopicgoth"? ( why yes, she did say this all in one word so it comes out very strange. )

And also if that's the case, how come I haven't gotten a nibble yet?

voice; un: winterslady

[dohaeris]

[it's winter's voice, and not sansa's, but it's similar enough to be noticeable, and it's singing;]

♪ If you could see that I'm the one that understands you, been here all along so why can't you see–– ♪

[and then it is sansa's voice, shouting;]

Winter!

[and then some scuffling noises that might be familiar to jinx from 'target practice' with sansa, if she were listening closely.]

[opheliac]

Nice song but what's that about?

Voice UN: glyphywitchy

[imaglyphwitch]

[Ok, so the latter part of the post? She's not gonna touch THAT with a ten foot pole, and she would have been shocked as heck to learn that Sharon had a role in it. The FORMER, however, was something that immediately got her attention].

You're going to the ocean?! That place is super dangerous! How deep are you going in?

[opheliac]

It can't be that dangerous. It's just water. And Mariana-whatever is my thing, I guess? So she probably won't mind me. —'Sides, I'm only going way down 'till I see somethin' shiny.

private text - UN: IceCream

[threelayers]

Hah. What, you going to hold a gun to their temple to make sure they kiss better?
Cause that's totally what it sounds like you're doing there.

[Why was this a private text? Uh. Maybe she was a little tempted and didn't want to admit it openly. Look, being alone in this place, waiting for years. Watching the waves. There was a little temptation there.]

[opheliac]

thats an idea, thnx!!!!

video; un: quibbler

[creidim]

[ Luna's not looking so great these days. Well, would anyone if their boyfriend turned into a goo-cocoon for two days and came back only to be the demon who's possessing him, and no sign of said boyfriend in sight? Not to mention said demon is either going feral, completely ignoring her, or literally clinging to her at any given moment.

She's... very stressed out right now. And very tired. But at least Paimon's napping right now, so she can have some semblance of peace to browse the network. ]

I would... not recommend deep-diving into the ocean. Mariana's domain is best left well alone, out of respect. The last thing any of us need is the most powerful Pthumerian angered again. [ It hasn't even been six months. Please don't go trespassing, for the love of Merlin. And as for the other thing: ]

... Don't you want to, uhm... 'make out' with someone you actually like and care about...?

[opheliac]

Wow, rough night or something? You look like someone who threw a blowtorch to the face and then dunked you in fish carcasses.

( what she has going on, jinx is thankful she is staying far clear from it. )

And how will me stickin' my toes in the water upset her? I'm not gonna hurt it. Just swim around. I bet she'd love to have visitors anyway. I would if I was an ocean.

By the way, the answer is nope.

un: broken, voice

[adaine]

Why's everyone so obsessed with kissing?

[opheliac]

I dunno. ... Wanna find out?

video; un: lookingforshinsengumi

[tealeafs]

[ Oh gosh, there is so much going on here. The idea of Jinx going out there swimming by herself - to the bottom, even - is a little worrying in and of itself, but then the chaos just keeps on going, and Chizuru's heart is thoroughly seized with worry at the end of the message.

But she isn't entirely too sure if Jinx will listen to her if she addresses any of said worrying things, so when Chizuru turns on her Omni, she instead sputters: ]

W-Wait, which ways do you swing..?

[ Clearly this is the most important question.

(Look, it's something Chizuru genuinely doesn't understand, so it feels like the safest thing to start with!) ]

[opheliac]

( honestly, jinx was half expecting for chizuru to answer this. and why? to continue on with her endless teasing every single time these two cross paths. the smile she grants the other girl is innocent (like hell it is) with her head cock to the side. )

Both. You weren't listenin' before? I'm crushed. And here I thought you'd always hear me out.

[not here but here]

[faceblocks]

[vi is just going to internally !!! here for a moment. she is having a lot of feelings. she will just silently watch this play out, popcorn in hand but forgetting to actually eat any of it.]