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deernet2022-07-18 11:04 pm
measuringdicks) wrote in deernet2022-07-18 11:04 pm
text; un: trashmouth
ok so
I know we're all on edge here (understatement of the fucking YEAR I know) so I'm just gonna come right out and say this
if you need to stay somewhere safe for a while come to Turtle Cove, just follow the painted turtles whenever and stay as long as you need
consider the clinic safe ground
if anybody starts a fight I'm gonna throw them out on their ass, if you want to start some shit because of this whole shitstorm, take it outside the premises
also you have to laugh at my jokes bc my ego is fragile under high stress doncha know
[It's not, but he's got to lighten the mood somewhat on this otherwise serious post.]
btw if you see a big-ass direwolf patrolling the grounds give her a big juicy steak she deserves it
I know we're all on edge here (understatement of the fucking YEAR I know) so I'm just gonna come right out and say this
if you need to stay somewhere safe for a while come to Turtle Cove, just follow the painted turtles whenever and stay as long as you need
consider the clinic safe ground
if anybody starts a fight I'm gonna throw them out on their ass, if you want to start some shit because of this whole shitstorm, take it outside the premises
also you have to laugh at my jokes bc my ego is fragile under high stress doncha know
[It's not, but he's got to lighten the mood somewhat on this otherwise serious post.]
btw if you see a big-ass direwolf patrolling the grounds give her a big juicy steak she deserves it
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did your jokes kill her?
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aw shit I thought it was the orgasms
why do so many people here have dead moms
I swear to god it's like a fucking epidemic
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so you making that joke is funny to me
doesn't bother me
and i guess this place is just a beacon for people with dead moms
congrats to us.
text; un: lady
[beef is expensive.]
Do you have Moon Presence's protection for the clinic? I'm sorry I've been too busy to be very much of a help to you. I've been looking after the Wellness Center for Lady Sakura.
[she'll tell him about getting caught in the boat storm in person.]
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no
haven't figured out how to get it and have been pretty busy too bc it turns out when shit gets real people get fucked up and need fixing
but I'm not gonna turn down any offer of more protection
been at this too long not to be a little too paranoid
it's okay! shit's been more fucked than usual
if you do feel real bad about it then all you gotta do to make up for it is just drop some mutton off and we're square
everyone okay over there? no extra hands needed? I can drop by with Gucci and Venkman if people want emotional support
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Do you need any other supplies? Food, perhaps, or more clothes? If there's medicine you need, I could ask someone at the Sanctuary.
You and your friends are always welcome to join us, but I have Vhagar now. She's like your Gucci, only bigger. She's very comforting. I'l bring her, too.
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is there anything I need to do on my end? does she accept Taylor Swift or Queen this is a VERY important question
medicine and bandages, yeah
I can get more food
is she another dog?? fuck yeah bring her around I got a shitload of doggie treats
if not I still have other kinds of treats
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I'll see what we can spare in the infirmary, and I can put you in touch with our suppliers.
She's a hellhound, but she still likes treats every once in a while. Lady will appreciate them, anyway.
Do you have other creatures? I'd like to meet them.
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Also, cool, you have a wolf omen too!
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that much I can tell
oh lol no
my omen's a hyena
the direwolf used to be my roommate's
she decided to stick around once he left
[If not for all the animals, Richie would probably not have pulled through even half so well as he did. Loss is an old friend by now, but that one had hurt.]
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Ooh! Ok. I still have our house's chicken, Lorraine. She's a sweet thing, but still misses her owner.
[The chicken's presence actually calmed her down these days].
text; un: stanford
[ This is probably the most beside-the-point topics he could have landed on but he asks without hesitation. ]
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idk how Eddie got her
she liked him a lot and decided to stick around and then when he went she stuck with me
but she didn't start out with me so I have no idea
do you want one??
bc buddy I don't know the first thing about getting one she kinda just fell into my lap
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I asked because holdovers from Deerington are an area of interest to me, whether they're the Sleepers themselves or the creatures and items they've acquired. I've been curious if there are any observable patterns in who and what has already washed up on shore.
Text UN: ClickClickBloom
I want to see pics of the big doggo!
Pics Pics pics!