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[measuringdicks]

ok so
I know we're all on edge here (understatement of the fucking YEAR I know) so I'm just gonna come right out and say this
if you need to stay somewhere safe for a while come to Turtle Cove, just follow the painted turtles whenever and stay as long as you need
consider the clinic safe ground
if anybody starts a fight I'm gonna throw them out on their ass, if you want to start some shit because of this whole shitstorm, take it outside the premises
also you have to laugh at my jokes bc my ego is fragile under high stress doncha know

[It's not, but he's got to lighten the mood somewhat on this otherwise serious post.]

btw if you see a big-ass direwolf patrolling the grounds give her a big juicy steak she deserves it

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[measuringdicks]

they're the absolute best, just ask your mom how good I am

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[rocinantes]

she's dead.

did your jokes kill her?

[measuringdicks]

[It's a good thing this is text, because Richie just groans out loud. Cool. Great. You'd think he'd learn not to make mom jokes at random people by now, because so many of them have dead moms, but nooooo.]

aw shit I thought it was the orgasms

why do so many people here have dead moms
I swear to god it's like a fucking epidemic

[rocinantes]

if it helps, i never really knew my mom
so you making that joke is funny to me
doesn't bother me

and i guess this place is just a beacon for people with dead moms
congrats to us.