Deer Country Network

[The sickly pale girl sat on a thick root of a certain, talking plant. It was large but didn't seem to be whining at the moment. Abigail was grinning, full of teeth, all three eyes looking up at the working maw like it was a pet, or cat.]

My! But they do grow large. I do wonder what might happen if we were to continuously feed them~? How large can they get? Hehehe....

[Naked legs, blackened swung lazily in the air alongside the ribbons that hung around her pale, naked form. She looked wrong, twisted. Her keyblades balanced in her hands, and a large, wide hat sat on her head. The plant she was looking at grumbled.]

"Do not think that you are immune. Some dreams are inescapable."

[She frowned. And the feeling a person was able to get from that frown was sickening.]

Or perhaps not. Well, I certainly wouldn't mind helping to rid people of them. If any find them to be a nuisance.

Um, if I may, what is everyone's favorite type of chocolate?

...I might have made a bit too much, you see.

( Cut for length, content, and edge. )

( Cut for potentially headache inducing text cw: insanity, calls for people to harm themselves, cosmic horror, mushroom soup )

Out of curiosity, about how much virgin blood do you think is required to break the mask curse?

For those who have been or were interested in attending Ninjutsu and Taijutsu training, I am resuming classes now that my mind has returned to normal. For anyone who interacted with me last month, I apologize for my ... rough behaviors. I assure you I am still teaching, no matter what I said previously.

[ There's a pause where he might leave it at that, but he sighs and decides to make two more announcements. ]

Also, I should have said this back in July, but things were... complicated. Haruno Sakura is now Uchiha Sakura. Please be sure to remember this when addressing her by her family name.

Lastly: ... Is there... any place around here with even slightly decent ramen?

[ It's that idiot's birthday and this is the only way to honor him, clearly. ]