Video / un; ??????? cw: nudity, madness, chaotic evil

[iaiafhtagn]

[The sickly pale girl sat on a thick root of a certain, talking plant. It was large but didn't seem to be whining at the moment. Abigail was grinning, full of teeth, all three eyes looking up at the working maw like it was a pet, or cat.]

My! But they do grow large. I do wonder what might happen if we were to continuously feed them~? How large can they get? Hehehe....

[Naked legs, blackened swung lazily in the air alongside the ribbons that hung around her pale, naked form. She looked wrong, twisted. Her keyblades balanced in her hands, and a large, wide hat sat on her head. The plant she was looking at grumbled.]

"Do not think that you are immune. Some dreams are inescapable."

[She frowned. And the feeling a person was able to get from that frown was sickening.]

Or perhaps not. Well, I certainly wouldn't mind helping to rid people of them. If any find them to be a nuisance.

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video; un: darth imperius

[drawsghosts]

I consider it a good rule of thumb to not indulge fauna that feeds on blood.

[iaiafhtagn]

Oh? But the poor things looked absolutely famished. It would behoove me, as a good Christian, to not indulge them in their carnal appetite.

[A nauseating fit of giggles escapes her. Something echoed by the plant. It's disgusting, skin crawling.]

Besides, who is to say they would not find other ways to satiate themselves?

[drawsghosts]

Hand feed a nexu one too many times, don't be surprised if you end up losing your hand.

One of them tried to bite me. It met the business end of my blade.

[iaiafhtagn]

How frightening and cruel! It merely wanted more food.

[A playful frown.]

Now, I never said I was feeding it myself. Did I~?

[drawsghosts]

...I'm not sure if I should be impressed or terrified.

[iaiafhtagn]

Now why should you be either? I'm merely helping another creature feed. With a bit of extra help from other, generous samaritans.

[drawsghosts]

And were these... donors, of the willing sort?

[iaiafhtagn]

Oh, most willing! You should have heard them sing and dance with exuberance as they offered their donations~!

And helped others offer theirs.

[drawsghosts]

You'll forgive me if I find that hard to believe.

Audio - UN: Runeseeker

[onerthes]

[So. Vira-Lorr was a bit disturbed. She opted for Video in this reply, as she was pretty sure something was going on with the young girl. Was she affected by a curse, blood corruption or was this natural? There was something a little strange about her after all.]

I think it would be best to be done with them. I am fairly sure they are one specific Pthumerian's last attempts at attack.

I definitely would not suggest helping one get stronger.

[iaiafhtagn]

Really?

[Hmmmm.... is that so, Vira-Lorr???? Abigail rests her chin in her hand, legs crossing themselves and blades balanced on her thighs. The plant is babbling nonsense again.]

And why shouldn't I, lady? One simply shouldn't leave others in dire need of sustenance be. That would be a horrific thing to do. And if they should grow stronger as a result? Well....

[She giggles, the plant begs for more food.]

[onerthes]

The stronger that they get, the more that they will simply be a threat and a nuisance, likely to you. There's quite a bit of risk in it.

[She was choosing not to watch even as Abigail kept this up. She couldn't stop her from doing what she saw as very foolish, but she could warn her.]

[iaiafhtagn]

To me? Oh dear, how dreadful!

[She sounds amused and lighthearted about the statement. Her grin is twisted followed by a fit of giggles.]

Neh, are you, perchance, worried over me? How sweet of you. Imagining me being devoured by this large plant!

[onerthes]

They can be quite hungry, after all, so the risk is not inconsiderable. You must admit, even if you're capable of darting just out of range.

[She laughed a little nervous and then frowned to herself.]

I do like to think I'm a compassionate sort. Wouldn't want you to get hurt after all.

[iaiafhtagn]

Such a heroic woman you are. Are you saying that, should I become feed for this plant you'd come to my rescue?

[onerthes]

Of course I would, but let's not go testing that needlessly. No point putting yourself in harms way, now is there? [Siiiiigh. Oh this was going to end well.]

[iaiafhtagn]

Wouldn't I currently be considered in harms way, miss?

[She isn't but Abigail is still sitting awfully close to the babbling, carnivorous pant.]

voice; u/n lynx

[jadedlynx]

They've made a movie about this. The plant tries to eat you in the end. You sing a song and then kill it before it secretly survives for a sequel.

[iaiafhtagn]

A movie? Ah-! One of those things Mr. Lion back home prided himself over!

That sounds wonderfully whimsical and silly! Hm, singing though... was it any good?

[jadedlynx]

I haven't seen it, but it's one of those movies that get references a lot. "Feed me Seymour" became a pretty famous line.

[iaiafhtagn]

A famous movie with a talking plant? Hm, I see. Well, this is a dream world, isn't it? At least in a sense.

Hehe, perhaps the Pthumerians aren't the imaginative sort after all. That's fine, neither am I.

[jadedlynx]

The movie or this place? The movie's played straight, but the jury is still out on this place.

The movie didn't end with man and plantkind resolving their differences. These things are pretty dangerous.

[ And she's a kid... ]

[iaiafhtagn]

Nothing is ever really "straight". There are endless turns, twists, ups and downs, to everything. Even a silly movie woth a talking plant.

Oh, I'm sure they're plenty dangerous. Why just imagine how much this one had to feed to grow as big as it has~!

[She looks kind of, really unhinged and predatory as well.]

[jadedlynx]

It's not that complicated a movie, not a lot of endless things about it. You'll have to look somewhere else to apply your deep analysis.

It seems like a good time to ask if anybody ever taught you why you shouldn't feed people to evil plants.

[iaiafhtagn]

I'm afraid not, of course, most would never think of telling me something so silly. Feeding others to a plant? Goodness, only vile witches do such things~.