Video / un; ??????? cw: nudity, madness, chaotic evil

[iaiafhtagn]

[The sickly pale girl sat on a thick root of a certain, talking plant. It was large but didn't seem to be whining at the moment. Abigail was grinning, full of teeth, all three eyes looking up at the working maw like it was a pet, or cat.]

My! But they do grow large. I do wonder what might happen if we were to continuously feed them~? How large can they get? Hehehe....

[Naked legs, blackened swung lazily in the air alongside the ribbons that hung around her pale, naked form. She looked wrong, twisted. Her keyblades balanced in her hands, and a large, wide hat sat on her head. The plant she was looking at grumbled.]

"Do not think that you are immune. Some dreams are inescapable."

[She frowned. And the feeling a person was able to get from that frown was sickening.]

Or perhaps not. Well, I certainly wouldn't mind helping to rid people of them. If any find them to be a nuisance.

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video; un: darth imperius

[drawsghosts]

I consider it a good rule of thumb to not indulge fauna that feeds on blood.

[iaiafhtagn]

Oh? But the poor things looked absolutely famished. It would behoove me, as a good Christian, to not indulge them in their carnal appetite.

[A nauseating fit of giggles escapes her. Something echoed by the plant. It's disgusting, skin crawling.]

Besides, who is to say they would not find other ways to satiate themselves?

[drawsghosts]

Hand feed a nexu one too many times, don't be surprised if you end up losing your hand.

One of them tried to bite me. It met the business end of my blade.

[iaiafhtagn]

How frightening and cruel! It merely wanted more food.

[A playful frown.]

Now, I never said I was feeding it myself. Did I~?

[drawsghosts]

...I'm not sure if I should be impressed or terrified.

Audio - UN: Runeseeker

[onerthes]

[So. Vira-Lorr was a bit disturbed. She opted for Video in this reply, as she was pretty sure something was going on with the young girl. Was she affected by a curse, blood corruption or was this natural? There was something a little strange about her after all.]

I think it would be best to be done with them. I am fairly sure they are one specific Pthumerian's last attempts at attack.

I definitely would not suggest helping one get stronger.

[iaiafhtagn]

Really?

[Hmmmm.... is that so, Vira-Lorr???? Abigail rests her chin in her hand, legs crossing themselves and blades balanced on her thighs. The plant is babbling nonsense again.]

And why shouldn't I, lady? One simply shouldn't leave others in dire need of sustenance be. That would be a horrific thing to do. And if they should grow stronger as a result? Well....

[She giggles, the plant begs for more food.]

[iaiafhtagn]

Now why should you be either? I'm merely helping another creature feed. With a bit of extra help from other, generous samaritans.

[drawsghosts]

And were these... donors, of the willing sort?

voice; u/n lynx

[jadedlynx]

They've made a movie about this. The plant tries to eat you in the end. You sing a song and then kill it before it secretly survives for a sequel.

[iaiafhtagn]

Oh, most willing! You should have heard them sing and dance with exuberance as they offered their donations~!

And helped others offer theirs.

[iaiafhtagn]

A movie? Ah-! One of those things Mr. Lion back home prided himself over!

That sounds wonderfully whimsical and silly! Hm, singing though... was it any good?

[drawsghosts]

You'll forgive me if I find that hard to believe.

[jadedlynx]

I haven't seen it, but it's one of those movies that get references a lot. "Feed me Seymour" became a pretty famous line.

[iaiafhtagn]

Believing would require a certain amountnof faith in the one making a claim. Might you be calling me a liar?

My, what a cruel person you are!

[iaiafhtagn]

A famous movie with a talking plant? Hm, I see. Well, this is a dream world, isn't it? At least in a sense.

Hehe, perhaps the Pthumerians aren't the imaginative sort after all. That's fine, neither am I.

[drawsghosts]

Believe me, I'm far less cruel than most Sith Lords.

[Darth Ravage immediately comes to mind, as do Thanaton, Lachris, and Charnus.]

I simply have a hard time imagining others lining up to feed blood-hungry plants. Unless there's some mind tricks involved.

[jadedlynx]

The movie or this place? The movie's played straight, but the jury is still out on this place.

The movie didn't end with man and plantkind resolving their differences. These things are pretty dangerous.

[ And she's a kid... ]

[onerthes]

The stronger that they get, the more that they will simply be a threat and a nuisance, likely to you. There's quite a bit of risk in it.

[She was choosing not to watch even as Abigail kept this up. She couldn't stop her from doing what she saw as very foolish, but she could warn her.]

[iaiafhtagn]

Nonsense~! No trickery had been involved, they all simply wished to give out of the goodness of their hearts.

And now look~!

[Man-eating plant be huge now, and hungry.]

Cruel, and cynical, I see.

[iaiafhtagn]

To me? Oh dear, how dreadful!

[She sounds amused and lighthearted about the statement. Her grin is twisted followed by a fit of giggles.]

Neh, are you, perchance, worried over me? How sweet of you. Imagining me being devoured by this large plant!

[iaiafhtagn]

Nothing is ever really "straight". There are endless turns, twists, ups and downs, to everything. Even a silly movie woth a talking plant.

Oh, I'm sure they're plenty dangerous. Why just imagine how much this one had to feed to grow as big as it has~!

[She looks kind of, really unhinged and predatory as well.]

[drawsghosts]

A bit of occasional cynicism is an asset to a Sith.

What if that plant decides that you look tasty?

[iaiafhtagn]

Oh, I believe it already does. Do you not think I look delectable?

Something to be roasted and enjoyable for your supper. That you can sink sink your teeth into? Hehehe...!

[drawsghosts]

Okay now you're just being weird for the sake of being weird.